#dopabeane

[rhymeswithfart]

More inserting Erik into creepcast stories plus Bonus Whip :) this time it's I Clean Hoarder Houses for a Living bc I saw many Erik traits in the creatures (my brain is fried) .

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[doomedsaints]

Ngl dopabeane might be one of my favourite authors of all time and she’s not even published. They told me I was nothing but a dog and the dead girl in my yard have haunted and stuck with me way more than 90% of published fiction. Creepcast pls do more from her

[northamericanpantheon]

Hello!

It seems the lad in the video department has been hard at work! Probably a better use of their time, all things considered!

Here’s a message from our most special B-class agent!

[soleilskrzypczak]

immortality, hot or not??

[bivillaintch]

These are… applicable…

Please credit my sister, Sol, for finding these, I am inane and don’t know how to tag her 😊

[kitsure]

Night 17: Because You Are My Baby by u/Dopabeane

[northamericanpantheon]

Alright, listen up.

We’re going to need you to stop calling in EVERY Sasquatch sighting to our help line. We get like twenty calls a day. We get it. They’re out there.

Look, we know it weirds you out to see them, but we really can’t just arrest a Sasquatch for existing, you know?

1. That’s a dick move

2. That’s absolutely not cost effective

Now like if you see a Sasquatch committing a crime that’s different. We’ll come out for that.

For anyone who might still be confused:

Grabbing some dinner out of a dumpster is NOT a crime.

Walking all sketchy through the woods is NOT a crime

Eating you or a loved one IS probably a crime. We will probably come out for that

Remember, only you can keep Janine at the help desk from flipping her shit again.

[northamericanpantheon]

One of the things I respect the most about Rafael is knows damn well that if something goes wrong it’s Charlie’s fault.

Does Rafael waste time asking Rachele what she did wrong? No. It’s obviously Charlie’s fault.

Does Rafael buy Charlie’s lame-ass handbook excuse? NOPE.

Damn Raf is good at being a little brother.