HELP HAS ARRIVED... so tell me bout this new bae???
dsGBSAFOBG THANKS FOR COMING SO QUICKLY, PLEASE TAKE A SEAT AND ENJOY THE SNACKS I HAVE PREPARED.
Idk if you’ve played or seen someone play Outlast, buuuuttttt…
I… love….
Miles Upshur????
Specifically Walrider!Miles (for absolutely no reason at all, haha, nope, it’s totally not because fanart of him is fuckin amazing hahahahahahaha; what would make you think that’s the reason??? uhhhhhhhhhhhh nnooooope), but, shh, you didn’t hear that from me.
Idk why??? Maybe because people draw such good art of him, lmaooo.
OR BECAUSE HE AND I HAVE VERY SIMILAR PERSONALITIES.
But… yes…. that’s… my boy… my man…. my dude…. my boyf…. I’m love… him…. lots….
Mine for Alex is “My Whole Family…” by Bo Burnham (can you guess why) and his for me is Twenty One Pilots’ cover of “Can’t Help Falling In Love.” It’s oddly, sickeningly cute.
Their FB relationship status
Alex rarely uses Facebook, but his is set to “in a relationship.”
I don’t really use Facebook, either, so mine hasn’t been changed at all. :’)
Whether they are addicted to couples selfies
I AM. But Alex isn’t. Rip me.
Which of their friends is over-joyed shipper trash that they are together
Alex’s sister, Dana. She’s glad that Alex has someone to keep him grounded.
Who overshares intimate relationship details
ALEX. The little shit.
Who steals the other’s clothes
Me. Mostly because, uh… he doesn’t use his old clothes anyway; doesn’t need to.