Jul 24, 2016
Dori, Snnow White
“Do I want to have children? I, um… um, wow. That is a doozy of a query to spring on someone.” He let his arms swing down and bopped the sides of his fists together, and he popped his tongue against the roof of his mouth in thought. “Um… Oh, everyone is going to hate me! But… no. No, not really. Don’t get me wrong. I absolutely adored playing with my younger cousins. I like spoiling them and sharing gardening advice and what-not. To have one of my own, though? No. Babies and small children are loud and- and messy and…” Shrugs and shudders. “I think I’m too self- absorbed to properly care for another human being like that, anyway. I’d be a terrible parent. No kid deserves me as a dad.”