#doris 3

[xenosdirigibleplums]

when: 15 april 1980 where: oxford who: xeno & doris @purkissmyass​

“So, do you feel better about your prospects now that you’ve had Easter to think it over?”

[jamespooper]

When: 20th March 1980 Where: Wolfstag Bday Bash Who: @purkissmyass​

“Doris!” James called, clambering over the back of the sofa in between them to get to her, as if she’d run away.

“You’d know the answer to this.” He was a little out of breath when he reached her. “Do centaurs suck from the horse nipples or the human nipples?”