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doritosday reblogged your post: No but seriously I’m addicted to Jenny From The...

don’t be ashamed, everyone loves queen jlo

They've been fooled by the rocks that she's got

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ur so ugly that u ain't even got no alibi

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kil urslef

wot the fuk is ur problem how fukin dare u sey these things 2 me

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omg i mean you're like tumblr famous now hai

I'm hardly Tumblr famous those people have like 5487230 more followers than me

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★ ✌ ♧ ♬ ☹ ✍ ☄ ® ♕ ♔ ☮ ✏ lol

Okay I've done ★, ☹, and ✏ already so I shan't do those again. 

✌ - No way. I have a very low pain threshold, and the thought of metal piercing my flesh makes me feel a bit sick.

♧ - You're one of my best friends Jonathan <3, along with Rowanne, Sababa, and a bunch of other people irl who aren't on here.

♬ - Hmm: 1. Pagan Poetry by Björk, 2. Happiness by Goldfrapp, 3. The Edge of Glory by Lady Gaga, 4. Utopia by Goldfrapp, 5. Frozen by Madonna.

✍ - Okay well I don't remember this happening, but my Nan told me about it and I thought it was hilarious. When I was little (about 3 or 4) I loved Madonna's song Beautiful Stranger. Apparently i told my Nan and she said that I mustn't like Madonna because she's "rude" (my Nan is a strict Irish Catholic you see). So one day she was looking after me and we were out in London, and we went past this Madonna advert in the tube, and apparently I was dragging my heels a bit because i had my arm over my eyes and was looking the other way whilst saying "Mustn't like Madonna" under my breath. 

☄ - I wish, that my Mum didn't live abroad. It would make my life far less complicated. 

® - Teriyaki Duck, churros covered in cinnamon sugar, fresh donuts covered in cinnamon sugar, risotto. 

♕ - 1. Chris Evans, 2. Jake Gylenhaal, Zac Efron, 4. Andrew Garfield, 5. Tom Daley. 

♔ - I can't put these in order: The Hunger Games, Wall-E, Schindler's List, Inception, American Beauty.

☮ - Again, I could never put these in order: Parks and Recreation, Drawn Together, Heroes, Battlestar Galactica (2003 version), The Simpsons (and by that I mean the 1990-2003 episodes, after that it sucks).

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2~, 9 (same sex tho), 23 lol, 33, 39, 50

2 - Oooh ~saucy~, but no I'm wearing grey boxers. 

9 - I think his hair is usually the first thing I notice. Like if a boy has really really nice hair then I won't stop staring shutup I'm weird. 

23 - Honey I can't even walk with decent balance I'd have no chance with a headstand; I'd probably break my neck. 

33 - Browsing Tumblr, trying to will myself to get up and set up a film on my Mum's computer. 

39 - No. I get away with most things lol txt it.

50 - Yeah but I don't wanna say because I don't want to embarrass anyone.

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violet x

do u no wat? no ok i will tell u i hope a reindeer eats ur penis have a nice day