#dork king

[shy-fairy-levele3]

What do you call a blush on a king?

The royal flush!

[tough-girl9]

Strange Magic Headcanon

When the Bog King is alone and doesn’t have to act formal, there is no way he doesn’t sometimes lounge sideways in his throne with his ridiculous, long, gangly legs hanging over the edge.

[tough-girl9]

As much as I love our handsome, dorky pinecone king, I have to admit that I roll my eyes at him every time he freaks out about the army showing up at his doorstep. Like, Bog, dude, you publicly kidnapped their princess; what did you expect them to send?

I think the answer is that you didn’t think it through at all, did you, Boggy Woggy dear?

[mumble-ssketches]

King of Dorks

[moonbokrk]

Dork King // Changmin and Moonbok

@changminxrk

Agreeing to download Snapchat on his phone was a mistake. Agreeing to let his sister add him was a bigger mistake. Losing a bet with her and having to use a a ‘cute’ selfie filter in a public place was the Biggest Mistake of Moonbok’s life.

Groaning in mild despair, Moonbok ran his hand through his hair, getting more and more disheartened as he scrolled through the various filters. This kind of thing was ok for people like Chaewon, who were adorable by nature. But for someone like him? They just looked stupid. And embarrassing. But a deal was a deal, after all.

Finally deciding that the flower crown filter was the least offensive one, Moonbok held his phone out far enough to get the picture. And despite how embarrassed he was, he couldn’t help but grin at the screen. That stupid crown was so dumb it was hilarious.

“Peace~!”

Finally taking the snap, Moonbok brought his phone back down and was about to send the photo to upload his end of the bargain when his eyes widened in horror at the selfie’s background. He hadn’t notice at the time, but there was a boy about Chaewon’s age standing behind him, grinning at his stupid antics. Stomach twisting itself into knots, Moonbok slowly turned around to see the kid still behind him. At least this time he was trying to hide his smile, but Moonbok could feel his face flush with mortification.

“I--! It’s--! It’s not what it looks like, ok?! I-I’m not being weird or anything!” A statement that probably would have been more believable if his voice hadn’t started to squeak in places.

[demotivatecubby]

He looks harmless enough.

[magically-strange]

I have an image in my head of Bog sitting languidly in his throne with his legs crossed, filing his claws with a flint.  

[dragontamer05]

Atem the King of Games Dorks