#dork shadows

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idc i think he’d be good for her, in like a tempur-pedic mattress kinda way (memory foam and deep support)

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I love Willie Loomis but he deserved to get choked out by Adam. I love them both and I hate when they fight I wanna cry

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*watching Dark Shadows for the first time voice* Can’t wait for whatever the fuck this is:

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Willie: mind if I light a cig in here?

Adam: *reaches for it immediately*

Willie: mind if I take out my Pain Cube™️ in here?

Adam: *reaches for it immediately*

Willie: mind if I set out my cactus plant right here?

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no no. No. No. Make Adam stop crying this is too much there is so much pain I can’t look :((((((

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Um. bernerbers cerllins….

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Dr. Eric Lang, good riddance oh my god worst actor it’s like he’s trying not to sneeze die already old man !!!

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willie loomis fresh from the sanitarium suddenly jumping right into your living room, chasing you around the sofa with his arms outstretched crying “I’m not gonna hurt’cha! I’m not gonna hurt’cha!”

Respond:

“Give Him a Great Big Kiss” by The Shangri-Las

chase HIM around the sofa instead

STOP 🛑 Hammer Time!💥🤪 🔨

Voting ended onJun 30