#willie posting

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the spirit of the buc-ees beaver trying to get me to pull over NEXT EXIT for “beaver nuggets” and a good hard piss

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willie loomis fresh from the sanitarium suddenly jumping right into your living room, chasing you around the sofa with his arms outstretched crying “I’m not gonna hurt’cha! I’m not gonna hurt’cha!”

Respond:

“Give Him a Great Big Kiss” by The Shangri-Las

chase HIM around the sofa instead

STOP 🛑 Hammer Time!💥🤪 🔨

Voting ended onJun 30

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Only 8 more episodes til my Silly Willie comes home from da sanitarium !!!!

What should I make for dinner in honor of Willie Loomis’ return episode:

Chicken tenders 🍗

Mac n cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese 🪤

Poke bowl w/ salmon 🍣

Stir fryyyyyy 🤪

Voting ended onJun 26

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Willie Loomis:

*hands on hips* i dunno!

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Fav Fever™️ running high, I’d apologize to any mutuals for how hard I’m going to be posting my fav character - but I’m not sorryyyyyy …

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W-Willie……