Mar 6, 2022
*dorcas introducing marlene to her parents for the first time*
marlene : i'm a huge fan of your work
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*dorcas introducing marlene to her parents for the first time*
marlene : i'm a huge fan of your work
marauders era characters as things i've heard my friends say
"fuck the educational system" - dorcas
"no i'm not mad that you all forgot about my birthday, just don't talk me for a few hours" - lily
"having a boyfriend is so cringe. no hate to the gays tho." - marlene
"i cried because i saw a dog with little snow boots on" - peter
"guess how many panick attacks i got today..... more" - remus
"of course i celebrate on sundays.... it's euphoria day" - mary
"my d¡ck is huge but i'm a bottom, what a waste" - sirius
"no i'm sorry babe, mercury isn't in retrograde anymore, i think it might be depression" - pandora
"i remember everyone i ever had a crush on and that makes a lot of people to remember" - james
"i did not think i'd still be alive at 18" - regulus
dorcas : non-binary people don't owe you androgyny!
marlene *side eyeing sirius* : i know one that owes me money tho
marauders era characters as things i've heard my friends say
"if i hire a hitman to kill me, is it technically suicide ?" - regulus
"i'm so broke. yes i spent over 100£ for books this month, why ?" - lily
"there are more trans people than cis people in my art class, we're winning" - dorcas
"oh sorry, did someone over the national average height try to talk me ?" - sirius
"i'm not worried about my future, i don't really expect to be alive next year" - remus
"if i could avoid anxiety like i've been avoiding covid i would be the most serene person on this planet" - mary
"i'm heterophobic except if we're talking about zendaya and tom's relationship" - marlene
"my mental health is hanging on by a thread and this thread is tv shows with a lot of queerbaiting" - peter
"this outfit is giving mushroom fairy trying to hook up with a gothic girl, you look perfect" - pandora
"i don't care if he's done nothing to me. if you're getting bad vibes i am too." - james
marauders era characters as things i've heard my friends say
"you can smoke weed and have good grades you know" - remus
"look i even send you tiktoks of pretty men. i don't really understand but i'm supportive." - marlene
"finally mercury retrograde ! i have an excuse to be depressed now" - dorcas
"istg i'm more qualified than this teacher" - regulus
"catradora. yes." - lily
"exercising actually helps with mental health. i know i was shocked too." - james
"which eye are you supposed to look at when you make eye contact" - peter
"who wants to watch euphoria for the 5th time with me ?" - mary
"he/they in a lesbian way ? or he/they in a man way ?" - pandora
lily : who would you say is the gayest in our friend group
james : uh, idk, sirius?
mary : are you kidding, it's obviously me ??
remus : it's not a contest..... but it's me
sirius : we all know it's me stop joking
lily : guys- *points at marlene*
marlene : *so busy daydreaming about dorcas that she didn't hear the question*
marlene : falling in love is so cringe
dorcas : *existing*
marlene : nvm
*at dorlene wedding*
lily : okay everything is settled
sirius : i just need to check on the ring bear
lily : sirius, you're the ring bearer
sirius : i thought marlene said ring bear when she asked me, shit-
sirius : JAMES ! CHANGE OF PLANS