#dortxt

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in fma fandom you have to get through 10000000000000 pictures of roy mustang every time you want to enjoy any other content, which gets annoying quickly. not because i don't like his character, but because it's clear most people don't think he should be publicly shot

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The Mayfair Content™

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tvc readers who have never read the Mayfair books can’t understand that Quinn meeting Rowan and Michael in Blackwood Farm is the equivalent of Frodo meeting Galadriel.

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Annihilation is a book that dares to ask “did you ever want to fuck the very essence of life?” and doesn’t wait for an answer.

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If you ever feel bad just remember that Michael Curry's mid life crisis consisted among other things of fathering not one but TWO demon babies.

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being into historical figures and dead authors is fun, because they're dead and you can theorize in peace. being into celebrities is not fun because they're alive and you can't just ask them the things you actually want to know.

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Eva: *jolts up in bed in cold sweat* fatherson brutal snuff porn, HERE. *falls back asleep*

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Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets was low key the best movie