Well I was down in Southern Watch, flyin’ my F-16 When lead called for a picture and AWACS came back clean But I saw a contact on my scope and it was runnin’ hot And although I wasn’t targeted I went ahead and shot Well I never even noticed that my nose was pointed east And that Iranian fighter pilot was surprised to say the least And I tried to take it back but by then it was too late And a million angry Arabs started headin’ for Kuwait So here’s to you fighter pilots, victors of the war That got us all this real estate that’s backed up to the shore And now oil’s a buck a barrel and it’s all because of me ’Cause I’m the motherfucker who started World War Three















