HAHA, WHOOPS! LOOK WHO FORGOT TO STATE THEIR ONLINE PRESENCE FOR AN UNECESSARY AMOUNT OF TIME AGAIN. GUESS WHO'S STILL GETTING FOLLOWERS LIKE IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS IN THE MEANTIME (AND IS STILL COMPLETELY MYSTIFIED BY THAT FACT! WOW.)
SO LET ME GET TO CRACKIN' AND CHUCK OUT SOME GREETERS FOR YOU POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE STEPPING INTO. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW LONG YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR THIS, HARDLY ANY OF MY NOTIFICATIONS SHOW UP LIKE THEY DAMN WELL SHOULD.
HI, I'M KARKAT VANTAS AND I'M JUDGING YOU HARSHLY. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT'S UP OR WHATEVER.













