#double class bug

[sburbian-sage]

Could I have some help figuring out what the heck I'm supposed to do, being a Ward of Waste in this hell session?? Please, we're having a Bad Time.

I thought you said Waste of Waste and I was gonna cry.

You’re basically fucked because Wastes just fuck the entire session up, but Banes are called upon by their aspect. So basically, lie in wait for when all the chips are down, and then completely flip the table when you’e at the end of the rope. People will die and planets will explode, but by that point, it’s a good plan B.

[sntechsupport]

Slight problem, one of our players (a space aspect if that matters) seems to be stuck between Sylph or Maid each day, we have no idea how to fix it and it’s causing a lot of problems for our team :/

Okay there are two likely causes:

Your Sylph/Maid is actually two entities sharing one body. They do not necessarily have to know about this. Extract one entity of your choice (Heart Aspect is recommended); very likely if you do not provide an extra home body, the extracted entity will perish permanently or semi-permanently.

Your Sylph/Maid's title was incorrectly generated (had the exact same values for Sylph of Space and Maid of Space). This you can recognize easily by all game constructs referring to them as [garbled] of Space in an attempt to display/say both "Sylph" and "Maid" at the same time. This is a bit trickier to resolve. Have the Player in question perform an extremely sylph or extremely Maid aligned act, and the immediately afterwards input /recalc(stat:class) into the debugging console.

Sincerely

SN Tech Support (Gear)

[sburbian-sage]

It is becoming apparent that one of my coplayers is on the other side of the classpecting bug. They're a Witch of Waste. I've been making up details of how it might work (It's surprisingly good for RP), but I'm worried my bullshit will lead them to a quick-er death. A professional's analysis would help.

A Witch befuddles, and a Waste basically tears shit up on a fundamental scale. So I have two theories as to what would happen.

1) They’re supposed to change the status quo slowly, doing weird stuff until the Session literally bellies up from the sheer wackiness. All in all, that combination is somewhat like what a Muse does. Very interesting for future discussion…

2) The second theory is that their Cataclysm will be hella weird. Most Cataclysms are stuff like “your souls are swapped”, “Prospit needs to win the war but they’re still hard-coded to lose” and the like. She’ll get something weirder like “the game’s metaphor of Chess is now more like Snakes and Ladders” or “PERMANENT OCTOROON RANGOON”. So good fucking luck with that.

(On a sidenote, the Classpect Assignment for a Witch and a Waste are surprisingly similar. Witches are weird but don’t want to be seen as weird, while Wastes don’t want to be acknowledged at all. That’s an interesting implication for her troubles…)

[sburbian-sage]

What the heckie is a Guide of Sage capable of/supposed to do?

A Guide of Sage would be able to plan out concise actions, and then help others reach that goal. They would basically map out a jungle, grab you by the wrist, and run like hell, screaming all the way.