How about Double Trouble x Sea Hawk?
1. My take on their canon relationship:
So these three shots are the ones that ruined me, but even before these, I think they were fun. DT knows Sea Hawk enough to know how to get him to do what they want--transforming into Perfuma and messing with him in the seige on Dryl, playing him to their fiddle as much as anyone else in Mer-Mysteries. They’re dramatic and have flair and pizzaz, and we do know Sea Hawk has an appreciation for such things. I think Double Trouble would, likewise, enjoy Sea Hawk’s posturing. He’s got big, sweeping gestures, a booming voice, a naturally shiny mustache, and what theater kid doesn’t like a pirate?
3. Reasons why I do/don’t ship them;
Think about it. The drama. The antics. The over-the-topness. Sea Hawk singing shanties about Double Trouble and them BASKING in it. Double Trouble calling Sea Hawk darling and flattering his already massive ego. MUTUAL EGO FLATTERING. God the chaotic energies there. Also Very Smart + conniving x Very Dumb and earnest is..... GOOD.... the best sort of opposites attract.
Someone had to let Double Trouble go, after escaping the underwater bubble, and personally I don’t think it was Perfuma. Sure, they’re untied now, but they’re still weak and recovering from the venom. Sea Hawk probably kept a hold of them until they were good to head out on their own, even if it was just letting them limp along with their arm around his shoulders for a bit.
5. How much do I ship (%):