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Sade Olutola
Kiana Khansmith
trying on a metaphor
RMH
JVL
gracie abrams
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ellievsbear
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Keni
Xuebing Du
wallacepolsom
titsay
official daine visual archive
The Stonewall Inn
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Andulka
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@hot-thiggity-thighs
Lapras mate for life and ever find themselves another partner after the passing of their previous one.
So seeing this bull on his own with two calves it's likely that his partner had passed leaving him to rear the kids on his own. Judging by the sheer size of this specimen he's fairly old and probably has a fair bit of experience raising previous calves. His partner possibly died of old age before he did. So the calves are in very good hands.
What's your average number of sexual partners per year? Divide [the total number of people you've had sex with] by [the number of years since your first time]. (Defining "sex" here as "any consensual sexual contact with another person".)
Never had sex
Less than 0.5 partners a year
0.5 to .99 partners a year
1 to 1.49 partners a year
1.5 to 1.99 partners a year
2 to 4.9 partners a year
5 to 9.9 partners a year
10 to 14.9 partners a year
15 to 19.9 partners a year
20 partners a year or more
Too many partners to make even a rough guess
What's your average number of sexual partners per year? Divide [the total number of people you've had sex with] by [the number of years since your first time]. (Defining "sex" here as "any consensual sexual contact with another person".)
Never had sex
Less than 0.5 partners a year
0.5 to .99 partners a year
1 to 1.49 partners a year
1.5 to 1.99 partners a year
2 to 4.9 partners a year
5 to 9.9 partners a year
10 to 14.9 partners a year
15 to 19.9 partners a year
20 partners a year or more
Too many partners to make even a rough guess
teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek
fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"
QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!
100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever
What Was Your Score?
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100%! (You're one smart cookie!)
Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.
why did i get the eating disorder hotline for deedee megadoodoo
had a dream that i brought a used paper towel roll back to the store to pay for it again because it was so useful. cashier was like "most people don't do this. you're a good person" true
”Senshi cant be a tumblr sexyman because no one ships him with himself” extremely fixable problem actually
Vote senshi in the tumblr sexyman finals!!!
*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*
"Whoa, you finally got one!!" 🛸🛸
baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit
ABSOLUTELY COMICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
really good text from my sister in law
Do you think the United States of America has become better or worse since Donald Trump was elected as a president (either time)?
better
worse
Washington Post is paywalling the article but it looks like Taylor Farms — a consumer bagged salad brand that also supplies produce to grocers and fast food chains like Taco Bell, Walmart, McDonald's, Chipotle, Burger King, KFC, and Meijer —may be at least one of the sources of the current cyclosporiasis outbreak.
Taylor makes bagged greens, salad kits, chopped salads, the works. Keep avoiding supermarket greens, but keep an especially close eye out for this brand/supplier. The above list of grocers and fast food chains is NOT exhaustive, so please continue getting lettuce and other raw produce taken off your burgers, sandwiches, etc.
“Tour Guides”
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My math prof puts this on the instruction page of all his exams
[ID: screenshot of black text on white background saying “an exam is just another means of communication between you and me to help me understand what you have learned so that I can provide you with guidance on how to improve. It is not a measure on your worth as a person nor your intelligence or aptitude as a student. Just give this your best try. END ID]
