#douchenozzle

[my-name-is-markus-with-a-k]

How do you know you're the hero of the story? When the bad guys keep telling you 'It's not over."

[doctorslippery]

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(via Instagram photo by berniegirl67 berniegirl67_2 • May 20, 2023 at 7:38 AM)

Your free speech to be a douchenozzle and spew whatever claptrap you’re going to spew and my free speech to not listen to that shit are not incompatible under the concept of free speech. They’re both perfect examples of it. 

You wanna be a dickhead. Fine be a dickhead. But scream it into the void. Hope you feel better when you get it off your chest. 

[vintage-tech]

Which one showed ‘em best?    2021 and 1961

[shitgibbonfiles]

[release-the-sheep]

so if tarragon dragonshit is basically a fedora shitlord, then it follows that....

somebody get me a magic pony i need to test a theory

[amazonapples]

#wasteofwealth #facebookmemes #instagrammanager #douchenozzle #pettymayonnaise #milkman #stork #babymaker #dumbmoney #dillhole #quotes (at Le Creusot, France) https://www.instagram.com/p/CH7FJBSnO9E/?igshid=9feodt100uw9

[silver-linings-and-lucky-stars]

How does someone have the ability to tell me how I'm speaking when they aren't even here. I literally ask a question and now I'm being snarky and snippy. Don't forget youre the one that told me I absolutely can not cut my hair the way I want to cut it. It's hair it grows back. It's not the end of the world. It's not like I want to shave my head completely bald or get a penis tattooed on my forehead or something. It's just a hair cut. It grows back. At this point I'm just doing what I have to do get my little and I out of this and into a better situation. It's simply counting the days. I'm not going down this road again. The last time I did I lost my self. I became a person I hated and I don't want to be that person ever again. I'm not going to let him push me to that point.