#doucheparkingidol

[mikehsu666]

It’s time to play America’s family fun game, #doucheparkingidol! In all my years of doing this, it might be the first 10 I’ve ever given. This car was parked in the middle of the lane right as you turned in to the lot. You see, usually, you would pull in and park with your front end to the wall. But this guy was obviously in a major league hurry. Just left it there for everybody else to deal with. A real pro move. I mean, this is Michael Phelps gold medal level. Congratulations! Perfect 10! https://www.instagram.com/p/B9h4sR3BkWC/?igshid=1pqhbtskxd4gy

[mikehsu666]

It’s time to play America’s favorite family fun game, #doucheparkingidol! I get it. You’re on your way home from work, you need to stop at the market, you’re in a hurry. Why not be a #douche and take up two spaces? You’ll get home a lot faster. I give this an 8.6. What about you?

[mikehsu666]

It’s time once again to play America’s family fun game... #doucheparkingidol! Wow! Impressive douchiness on this one just swinging right in like the lines aren’t there. I give it an 8.8. It’s a solid, classic, #douchebag parking job. @likeaglove_official

[mikehsu666]

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[mikehsu666]

Hello #America! It's time once again for the country's favorite family fun game: #doucheparkingidol! Absolutely no fucks given here. Just basic, no bullshit, I don't care, lines are for commies, #doucheparking. I give it a 8.5 based on it's dedication to form. How do you score this?