If Sam and Max were in Knives out
Benot Blanc was staring at Marta with excitement as the mystery seemed to unfold before him. “You know how I said that there was a hole in a doughnut hole, and what you said should have filled in that doughnut hole? But it didn’t there’s another hole in that doughnut hole!” “The more you keep talking about Doughnuts Mr. Blanc is making me and my partners stomach need to rob a bakery.” Sam from freelance police stated with a newfound hunger of doughnuts. “Sam?!” asked Max of Freelance police with a glazed hunger in his eyes. Glazed like a doughnut. “Yeah little buddy” “Everything is starting to look like Doughnuts Sam. If Bean boy doesn’t shut his doughnut mouth and get to the point I’M GONNA EAT HIS DOUGHNUT HOLE!” “Careful buddy don’t wanna repeat offense, could you please get to the point Mr. Blanc before my partner indulges in doughy genocide.”
Ok so for context, me and a friend of mine are doing creative writing exercises to get our creative legs going (Juices flowing sounds weird now) so I was thinking what if sam and max (I'm thinking of Hit the road style) were just along for the ride for the movie of knives out, and of course the scene where Benot Blanc is unraveling the mystery to Marta was almost too perfect.
not expanding or continuing but I just kinda wanted to throw this up on tumblr cause I thought it was perfect here.
