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12. Your in game inside jokes/memes/catchphrases and where they came from.
There’s a reason I tag our campaign as ‘Dungeons & Shitposting’. But here’s a list of all the dumb in-jokes I’ve had over my years of playing and running games. (Under a read more because it’s a lot)
D&D 4e or ‘OTK the Campaign’
“Bards are just better warlords!”
“I’m working with this really cool archfey. She’s kinda underground, you’ve probably never heard of her.”
Raviel Thade, Door-to-Door Raven Queen Salesperson
“...You never said that your Vicious Mockery was dealing non-lethal damage to the cow...”
“I’m a paladin, right? That means these villagers respect me, right?”
“...And there goes the halfling, hoping to hitchhike to meet some competent adventurers...”
Homestuck 4e or ‘I Am The Only Person In This Damn Campaign That Doesn’t Know No Houseglueds’
“Evii, do you have a +1 in any stat at all?”
“His name is literally ‘Villain’. I ain’t trusting him.”
Pokemon Religion vs Fusion Science
“Why are you guys laughing so hard? All I did was push him down some stairs.”
Legends or ‘The Origins of Captain Creig Cornswaggle, the Courageous Commander of The Cruel Craven and Co-Owner of The Crow’s Call’
Literally anything about Captain Creig Cornswaggle, the Courageous Commander of The Cruel Craven and Co-Owner of The Crow’s Call
“Diplomancy: Friendship Really is Magic.”
“...And then I stuck her with my shadow sword!” | “Is that what kids are calling it nowadays?”
“Ew, I can’t believe you’re into dead people.” | “For the last time, I’m a necroMANCER not a necroPHILIAC!”
Gregory the goblin head
“No, we are not selling the avatar of god into slave labour.” | “BUT THINK OF THE PROFITS THAT COULD BE USED FOR ORPHANAGES, GERARD! YOU LOVE THAT WEIRD GOODY-TWO-SHOES SHIT, RIGHT?!”
“If you’re gonna threaten us to kill something for you and you’re that tough, do it your damn self.”
“Voice is a privilege reserved for the GM and the GM alone. You players peasants must use text.”
“I can’t fucking believe the fate of the world once again rests in the hands of the two (2) short ones.”
“No, you cannot build a mountain of corpses to escape. I’M RAILROADING YOU SO I CAN REINTRODUCE A PLAYER CHARACTER. STOP BEING DIFFICULT.”
“I surrender, suckers.”
“My pirate gear is the HEIGHT of fashion. Keep your stinkin’ tux to yourself.”
Fate or ‘Evii Makes a Weird Character for Extended Pun Purposes’
Peter ‘Pan’ Handel
“He’s 50% man, 50% goat, 50% alligator.”
“You still sound Russian. Gimme some more vodka, maybe that’ll fix it.”
(It was a single very short session so not much memes there, unfortunately.)
World of Darkness or ‘Deadbeat Dirty Drug Cop and Rich Kid with a Penchant for Speed Ruin Everything at Record Speed’
“I slap him with the mummy hand.”
“How many levels do I need to put into [stat] before I can dual-wield shotguns?”
“How many sanity points does it cost for me to make a one-liner here?”
“We might not have a silver bullet. But maybe there’s enough silver in the five hundred (500) bullets we pumped into him to do the trick.”
“I can’t believe our most powerful ally is a devil hooker.”
Pokemon Tabletop Adventures 1 or ‘Lie Detector is Overpowered’
“Your character is [age between 20-55]? None of these tokens work for that.”
“I attempt to read the sign.” | “It says [whatever’s on the sign].” | “HEY GUYS, THE SIGN SAYS [whatever’s on the sign]!”
“My ahegao is a built-in lie detector.” | “YOUR WHAT?!” | “You know, the dumb single standing up hair.” | “THAT’S NOT WHAT AHEGAO MEANS, EVII!!”
“I believe in my Shuppet. So that means it does an extra... 8d6 damage.” | “Fuck off.”
Pokemon Tabletop Adventures 2 or ‘Who Let Me Be In Charge?!’
Bipen begins.
“Oh no, not Bidoofs!”
“...So you killed her Charmander.” | “OOPS!”
D&D 5e 1 or ‘The Wheatley Featherstep Saga’
Another character that exists for Evii to make bad puns
“Kaiser is the best and the strongest and can beat Baphomet with two (2) arms tied behind her back.”
Decibel the definitely-a-drow
Owly the owl
“So you can’t actually roll low enough to be hit by the aftermath explosions from these things...”
Decibel dying and immediately being reincarnated by a giant magic thing
Wheatley banishing Baphomet and all the demons back to the Abyss by accident, saving Kaiser and also kicking off the Wedding Crashers Arc
Wheatley’s Double Death Room
Wheatley, Lawful Good Monk, befriends local Chaotic Evil vrock
Wheatley adopts a fire snake after being complicit in murdering her family (oops!)
Halfling Lucky can’t save you if you roll a billion 1s in a row
Sultan of Many Titles vs Chiyoko of Many Titles+1
“You know, if you had actually had the Deck of Many Things on your person, you would’ve auto-won the encounter.”
“Why can’t I beat an 11 on Insight checks?!”
D&D 5e 2 or ‘Dungeons & Shitposting’
“Salith has the strongest drow fists in existence.”
“She has a tentacle rod and we are ending the conversation there.”
“Bitch!”
[Arceusawful Russian accent] “What do you call dark elf who cannot swim?”
Kana the NPC slayer
“For the Sea Mothah!” [fish slap]
“I fucking hate spiders.” | “I fucking love spiders!” (These two (2) characters are now dating.)
The Nature Society has made lumberjacking illegal.
Everything about Nappa/Cabbage, really
“’Allo! My name is, ‘ow you say, Ree Asho!”
The Cavalry
I am kana man 410,757,864,530 DEAD KOBOLDS
“Hey Frank”
Speedrunning the campaign
“Look you guys, the beholder isn’t even at full power!”
Potion of Good Performance (not actually a sex thing!)
A traditional derro and kuo-toa burial
“The tree did it!”
The Messenger’s Guild
The Cyrus is Framed and No One has Fun for at Least Five (5) Sessions Arc
The Return of Bipen (”I’m a Dragon~!”)
The Return of Captain Creig Cornswaggle, the Courageous Commander of The Cruel Craven and Co-Owner of The Crow’s Call
The Tomb of Pharaoh Phasulias, Home of Pharaoh Phasulias
Demon lycanthropy is extra bad lycanthropy
Torchguard Commander Rickert is tired, grumpy, but kinda hot (at least to Navi)
“You’re Linda!!” (can’t remember if that was the right name)
The We Kinda Got Invited to a Wedding But Only a Few of Us are Still Playing the Characters that Knew the NPCs Getting Married so the Impact is Greatly Lessened as a Result Arc
Yoil Kreth and the Mechanized Execution Combative Heavy Axe (MECHA for short)
Oh Boy More Travelling NPCs We Really Don’t Care About
My awful impressions of Cyrus and Bipen when their players aren’t around
Fluffy is a Good BoyTM
Themberchaud the Fat Cat Dragon
Thesmachaud is buff, scary, but kinda hot (at least to Kana)
“Oh god we killed Buppido!”
“Your demon sense senses a billion (1,000,000,000) demons.”
D&D 5e 3 or ‘Evil Squad’
>hags
The Conch Horn Plan
Mr. Skeletal the First to Mr. Skeletal the Third
Magnifying glass
Portable ram
KOTA WE’RE ALL DUMBASSES JUST TELL US THE FUCKING ANSWER
“GIVE ME BACK KUBAZAN!” | “HE’S MINE, YOU GAVE HIM UP!”
“Okay, I am not gonna put my hand back in that hole.”
“OUR GODDESS WAS A 2WHO?!” (Related: “IS THAT A 2WHO?!”)
Thanks, druid friend, for your important contributions
“Leviathan!” | “It’s Laevaetaen!” | “Laeviathan!”
D&D 5e Mini or ‘I Miss You, Hug-Hug’
“Fuck you, I’m muting my mic for the rest of this session.”
Hug-Hug being the cutest lil gobbo ever
The Ten Billion (10,000,000,000) Hour Sacrifice Debate Room
D&D 5e 4 or ‘I Hate Time Travel’
:rasande_confused:
Soul micromanaging everyone’s characters
:salazar_dark:
“Keep the fisting to a minimum, my monkish friend.”
Barin, Champion of Booze
[insert ff14 realm reborn cutscene instead of narration here]
“Wait, our group is the one (1) that best understands this plot?!”
D&D 5e 5 or ‘Spooky Shadowfell Scures’
John ‘Thicccc’ Taric
“I have a very sharp shovel.”
[goggles that make you have night vision]
“Form of...!”
i’m missing some smaller one-shots and stuff but i can’t think of any major memes to come from them
