May 29, 2014
My therapist thinks Caleb Landry Jones is sexy. I know it's true, because he told me he thought Caleb Landry Jones was sexy before I said it. I love my therapist.
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My therapist thinks Caleb Landry Jones is sexy. I know it's true, because he told me he thought Caleb Landry Jones was sexy before I said it. I love my therapist.
I have this ridiculous Scott/Stiles BROTP Headcanon - Whenever they do Karaoke, especially drunk in college, they do It Wasn't Me, by Shaggy, and they have it down. They even do the dialogue at the beginning, and have the parts divided perfectly.
Scott does the rapping, and the "wasn't me" part, and Stiles does most of the singing parts, but they both sing the chorus together - "honey came in and she caught me red handed creepin' with the girl next door, picture this, we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor.How could I forget that I had given her an extra key? All this time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off me."
send my YOUR teen wolf karaoke headcanons! PLEASE!
You know that you have the right best friend when you freak out all over everything because you have a cold and can't sleep, and she offers to drive ALL THE WAY ACROSS TOWN to be with you without even being asked.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Lydia Martin/Jackson Whittemore, Kate Argent/Derek Hale Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Spy Summary:
On the outskirts of Stockholm, Derek takes down six men of eight with nothing but a boot knife and Stiles at his back. By the end, he’s covered in an array of bruises and blood and dirty snow, crouched low to the ground. Stiles stands by him, posture perfectly erect, Glock still raised. He’s got a smear of lipstick on his mouth and gunpowder residue on his sleeve. The men at their feet do not stir. (An AU where Stiles is a spy and Derek is his assassin.)
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Danny Mahealani Additional Tags: Miguel - Freeform, Misunderstandings, Forbidden Romance, hidden romance Summary:
After everything that's happened lately, Stiles and Derek seek comfort in each other, alone, in the woods, where no one else can invade what they share. Of course, that becomes complicated when an unsuspecting Danny stumbles upon them one night, and isn't quite sure how to handle the fact that Stiles is making out heatedly with the man Danny knows as Stiles' cousin, Miguel.
I think that true love is when you do a near flawless rendition with someone of the duet "Are You There" from Bare without ever practicing once.
The high school kids on the bus I take to work are DEFINITELY talking about Teen Wolf.
I just realized that I can 100% blame my Teen Wolf obsession on Caleb Landry Jones. I don't know why this makes me feel amazing, but it does.