I'm pretty sure DPbio!dad Mari's explanation for how she knew Robin's identity on the first freacking meeting is because "... the butts matched." "WHAT??!?!" "I would recognize your fine bootie anywhere Damian."
i- I love this so sm. I hope this does it justice. Ya I’m ded gonna write a fic someday idk.
After Marinette is healed (as mentioned in the previous part) they’re all eating dinner at the manor.
Bruce is still a bit salty bout Marinette being Black Death and being on their turf. But he’s come around to her due to her and Damian’s relationship.
He was also a bit unnerved how easily she figured out the family. Especially after she explained how... it went a bit like this.
“So Marinette how’d you both meet?” “Well one day Tim dragged everyone into the cafe I work at.” “So how’d that lead to figuring out that who he and we are?” Marinette laughs, almost falling out of her seat. “I could recognize Damian’s ass.”
That made Bruce and Dick choke in their food.
Tim spits out his drink.
Jason laughs his ass off.
Damian blushes and almost chokes.
Marinette just snickers. “I decided to attempt to fluster Damian as Robin, which was me dropping hints to him. Which it took him forever to figure out.”
“That’s honestly— I can’t,” Jason says between laughs now laying on the floor after falling off his seat. “Marry her or I will.”
“You gotta ask my dad first, ya know as soon as I find him or better yet when he finds me.” “Your father?” Bruce asks, raising an eyebrow. “Oh! I swear I’ve mentioned this,” Marinette starts, before facepalming herself. “Deadpool!” She exclaims as if that explains everything.
“Good luck baby bird,” Dick says before going back to eating as if nothing happened.
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