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Bread: Oh no! Where’s the time machine!?

Zhylo: It’s on the wall. It’s called a clock

Tavern: Just bring Xhylo to me

Bread: Well he locked himself in the bathroom

Tavern: Just tell him I said something

Bread: Said what?

Tavern: Anything factually incorrect

*two minutes later*

Xhylo: I’m sorry, the sky is blue because it’s reflecting the color of the ocean?

Reed: *sneezes*

Kita:

Tarniel:

Bread:

Chex:

Quellem:

Xhylo:

Reed: fucking bless me, you bitches.

Breath: *leaves room for five minutes*

Bread: I thought you were never coming back so I panicked and knocked over all the furniture

Reed: Did you know that when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died?

Kita: that fact messed me up

Bread: It’s actually because your heart rate decreased so quickly that your brain jerks awake to make sure you’re still alive.

Kita: I don’t know which one is worse!

Reed: Saftey goggles are for nerds

Bread: They’re useful if you want nerd things

Kita: Like EYES

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