#oc incorrect quotes

[queenie-the-court-jester]

oc incorrect quotes #5

y/n: cotton dear, I think you should-

Cotton: kick me out and I will k!ll myself.

Y/n: ...

1 hour later

*cotton sighs happily as he burried his face into y/n's chest, the latter staring off into the void with a deadpanned look*

[islandtarochips]

Kanoa: Talofa everyone! I am Kanoa Toa!

Tiala: And I am Tiala Toa.

Kanoa: Us, the WTF and others! Would like to wish you-

Kanoa: MANUIA LE KERISIMASI!

Tiala: Ma le tausaga fou!

Kanoa/Tiala: From Samoa and American Samoa! 🇼🇸🇦🇸

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Alana: Mele Kalikimaka.

Aelan: Me ka Hau’oli Makahiki Hou!

Alana/Aelan: From Hawaii!🌺

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Agnes: KILISIMASI FIEFIA!

Kapo, was FORCED to do this: Mo ha ta'u fo'ou fiefia 😒

Agnes, showed a remote that controls the bomb: Say it nice and CHEERFUL☺️

Kapo, sweat a lot: M-Mo ha ta’u fo’ou fiefia!😅

Agnes: Better!😁

Agnes/Kapo: From TONGA!🇹🇴

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Nigel: Merry Christmas and a Happy New year! From Scotland!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Tama: Meri Kirihimete me te Tau Hou! From my family and I in New Zealand!🇳🇿

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Iowana: Marau na Kerisimasi kei na Tawase ni Yabaki Vou! And yes, it’s THAT long. But I’m use to it!

Iowana: From FIJI! 🇫🇯

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Rosa: Feliz Navidad y próspero año nuevo! From Las Almas in Mexico!🇲🇽

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Callie: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YA’LL! FROM AMERICAAAAAAAAA!🇺🇸 YEEEEEHAAAAAAW!

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Tiala: We need to cut that. 😒

Kanoa: It’s okay. She’s just excited. That’s all.😅

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! FROM THE WARRIORS TASK FORCE AND OTHERS! HOPE YOU HAVE A JOLLY DAY! LOVE YA, PELES!😘💖

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[lilithblackwood]

Lore-Accurate Incorrect Quotes

Guess who just made some incorrect quotes that basically describe Tara's dynamic with others in a nutshell?

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

Incorrect quotes

leon- "can't you be funnyer?"

Pam- "I haven't installed jokes or sarcasm sir."

Leon- "we need to fix that or I'm going to go crazy"

Pam- "installing now..."

Leon- "oh good. How long will this take?"

Pam- "why don't you ask the Spanish mob?"

Leon- "haha no."

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Luis- "who are you talking to Sancho?"

Leon- "myself."

Pam- "that's incredibly rude. I'm way better than you."

Leon- "no, that's rude."

[sakuramimi-chan]

pov when your friend confirms you're friends :]

[incorrectly-canon]

Which one are you?

[marmot-bee-person]

The year is 2044 Shane: I have something to tell you and you're not going to like it. Ilya: Just rip off the bandaid. Shane: You have to teach Briar to drive. Ilya: …put the bandaid back on.

[ive-been-falling-for-30minutes]

avengers + loklyss baking a big batch of cookies together (gone wrong)

scott: "DID YOU JUST MIX THAT SUGAR?"

achlyss: "....the book said mix sugar with butter"

rhodey: "IT SAID POWERED SUGAR . NOT NORMAL SUGAR YOU IDIOT"

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wanda: "ACHLYSS DONT EAT THE RAW EGGS YOURE DISGUSTING"

achlyss: "THOR JUST DID THAT TOO NO ONE BAT AN EYE"

thor: "..i needed my protein ☹️ bruce told me its good for muscle"

loki: "you OAF youre built of muscle you do NOT need any more- achlyss no more eggs STOP THAT- NO DONT YOU DARE-"

rhodey: "soo whos volunteering for a trip to the grocery store . we definitely to stock up on eggs now"

(more shenanigans under cut <3)

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peter, concerned: "...guys achlyss just ate the baking powder"

bruce, jokingly: "i bet ten bucks he explodes"

bucky, serious: "eleven bucks he gets the worst cramps ever"

tony, even more serious: "twelve bucks virus makes him pass out within ten mins"

loki: "WILL YOU STOP BETTING ON MY PARTNER. *quietly* fifty bucks if he passes out in five minutes"

tony: "we'll see about that, reindeer games"

vision: "is this what they call an auction?"

-

achylss, eating the dough: ^_^

collectively: "WE WANTED TO USE THAT"

achlyss, grinning, eating the last bits of it: "did y' say something??"

Clint: "CMONNNN MAN"

sam: "we turned away for ONE second. ONE."

bucky, patting sams back: "his greed sickens me"

wanda, sighing: "i knew this would happen, so i had vision buy extra ingredients"

vision: "i would highly recommend we have loki put a spell on the dough against ruler"

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achylss: "Take of the spell"

loki: "No"

achylss: "Loki."

loki: "Achylss."

achylss: "CMON JUST LET ME EAT IT . I WANT TO GET SICK"

loki: "no"

achlyss, taking a deep breath: "PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLE-"

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achlyss: "GUYS I NEED THIS WHY ARE YOU SO AGAINST IT . PLEASEEUUHHH GIMME A BITE"

nat, who prepared new dough just for him: "here you go"

achlyss, takes a piece of it and eats it: "..."

everyone thinking: (natasha our lord and saviour. please let this work)

achlyss, shrugging: "...that just doesnt feel the same anymore"

collectively: groaning/sighing

sam: "oh come ON. DUDE JUST EAT IT WHO CARES IF IT HAS ONE MILLIGRAM OF SUGAR LESS IN IT"

achylss: "YOU GUYS ARE NO FUN"

clint: "oh i PROMISE you'll have fun once the cookies FINISH BAKING"

loki: "i bet yall hell be standing in a corner looking sooo sad at these cookies and when hes calmed down, there will be NOTHING left"

bruce & peter in unison: "but we promised to leave some for may"

steve: "you still have time to hide some"

peter: "lets go dr. banner, quick, while loki distracts him!"

-

thor: "i suggest we just buy some poptarts"

nat: "we all know youll hoard them"

Thor: "lies ! i would never ! brother, tell them !"

loki, from the other corner of the kitchen: "you're digging your own grave asking the god of LIES for this kind of favor!"

achlyss: "i can assure you guys, thor would never eat poptarts all by himself-"

tony: "just like youd never eat dough, yardstick?"

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these are mostly ooc but i thought it wld be really fun to post these ^_^ also ignore the amount of spelling / grammar mistakes in this...... i kinda rushed it </3

might even write a chapter like this for my happy au fic lololol

(thank you @misswritealot for writing some of the parts from this with me <3<3<3)