#dr shroob

[the-shroobs]

Hey guys how does Vim taste?

Dr. Shroob: (However, certain ingredients can alter the taste. Mushrooms makes it flavourful, for example.)

[the-shroobs]

On your time on the mushroom kingdom, which species is the most interesting to y'all?

(We need answers too!)

[the-shroobs]

Have any of you guys ran into a group called the X- Nauts? You both come from space so I'm just curious.

Dr. Shroob: (Yes, we have heard about these individuals and their intentions, but we never crossed paths with each other. We have no confirmed data on where they came from, but if I have to take a guess, they actually originated somewhere hidden in the Mushroom World and not from a different planet. That would explain why their leader was so determined to rule the Mushroom World, and only just that world. Their base was built on the moon because that would be the last place anyone would find such a twisted organization.)

[the-shroobs]

Dear Shroobs,

Haven’t you heard of that one time the big turtle dragon guy tried to rule over the galaxy twice ?

Have you been affected by these events or were you simply too far to get concerned ?

[the-shroobs]

How do you handle a sick Shroob?

Dr. Shroob: (We Shroobs rarely fall ill. Our bodies are immune to many nasty microorganisms... But should someone fall ill, we have mushrooms that have been genetically altered to cure the victim of such disease.)

[the-shroobs]

Did you know if you went to the sewers in your castle, go through the time hole, and go into the pipes, you’ll find a stinky green bean man in a red cloak. I heard that if you give him beans he gives you badges. I think the Mario Bros used those badges to clobber your kind.

Dr. Shroob: (But again, that's quite intriguing. We would have captured him and put an end to him.)

[the-shroobs]

For doctor Shroob: have you ever tried to make an air borne infection that whoever inhales it (that isn't a shroob) slowly turns them into a shroob, i think that way you could cover more land without being noticed.

[the-shroobs]

Do you guys think you'll have enough resources to stay on your planet much longer? It's kinda worrying.

Dr. Shroob: (Although our planet does not sprout shrooms as sufficient as before, we still have plentiful for consumption. We plan ahead and stock up plentiful for all, and we have gathered enough iron from fallen comets to expand our empire and build more of our personal ships. I believe everything should be in order.)