#dr woke

[ladypseudonym]

i met elijah daniel and his fiancée sam and they are charming, remarkably chill, and deserve all the love in the world thank you that is all

[emilyblame]

Meditation collab 🤔

[bilvy]

[lulueteli]

idk if y’all know who sam f // dr woke is but bro he’s legit one of my favourite humans on this planet and he’s “noticed” me (I.e; liked tweets, replied to tweets, retweet, POSTED ABT ME, reposted my story SEVERAL TIMES, replies to my comments on ig, AND has dmd me on both twitter and Instagram y’all I’m really living the life

edit: this isnt to brag I promise I’m just super happy rn

[space-wildflowers]

“oh no, you hit me in the heart, bullseye right where the feelings are”

wherever you are, by adam&steve and marty noyes

[lovelylarrie]

okay so yesterday i met my two favorite people of all time, lil phag and dr. woke. before the show victoria @mistreated-hallways and i had to chug a four loko so we could bring in the empty can for them to sign (they have a song called four loko). we were pretty drunk during the show and were dancing so fucking wild, everyone was looking at us because it was noon and nobody else was drunk. at the end of the show, like half of the people ran onto stage and victoria was like GO BITCH so we pushed through everyone and got on stage with them. we took pics with elijah and sam on stage and talked to sam for a second and told him how drunk we were and he was like fuck u got any more, and we were like yeah in my car. but security made them go back stage so we didn’t talk any more on stage after that. we went and sat in the venue on some couches to wait for the meet and greet to start. sam walked down a hallway behind our couch and we were like hey bitch!! so he stopped and was like “let’s go get that alcohol in your car.” so we literally snuck out of the venue with dr woke THE FUCKING PERFORMER during the lil intermission and went to my car. it was like a good 2 blocks away and we talked and took pics and he told us stories about how he got roofied, it was great. we got to my car and drank the four loko with him and he told victoria to chug it before we got in the venue so she chugged like half and the bitch was gone after that. so sam named us the four loko girls and followed us on twitter. he’s so fucking nice. anyways when we got back the meet and greet was starting and we had to go to the back of the line. we met them and they signed both our four loko cans which were now EMPTY and we were even more drunk and annoying. elijah was so nice and we group hugged like 2 times and they both kissed us and elijah was like “don’t worry i will not forget the four loko girls.” and he even wrote four loko on my signed poster bc i kept telling him he was gonna forget me lmao. anyways this is a long ass story but it was so amazing to meet my absolute favorite people and for sam to hang out with us was so cool and we’re like friends now like wtf. so here are some pics of the day:

[nosleeprequired]

Elijah Daniel Update

in honor of pride month ITS TIME FOR AN UPDATE ON MY FUCKING KING ELIJAH DANIEL ITS BEEN A LONG ASS TIME SINCE I POSTED ONE SO WE GOT A LOT TO SAY. so elijah and christine broke up, elijah is a rapper now, he’s released a song with my other king mod sun who y’all should really listen to, he released a song with cupcakKe, he’s formally introduced us to his boyfriend sam f/dr. woke, he’s made a whole album called god hates lil phag, the bible but gayer and trump temptations were banned from amazon, HES SUING THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES FOR BLOCKING HIM ON TWITTER, AND HES HELPING PLAN A WHOLE MUSIC FESTIVAL IN SUPPORT OF HE FLINT WATER CRISIS. so in conculsion praise elijah daniel the king of gays and someone make him president.

[science-and-artistry-blog]

Gays that deserve some attention

Punk/Emo Gay

Black Gays

Asian Gays

Feminine Gays

Masculine Gays

Muscular/Swole Gays

Skinny/Thin Gays

Chunky yet Funky Gays

All Gays!