#dr-jillianholtzmann

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dr-jillianholtzmann replied to your post: The Netherlands

The song is actually really nice! Their mother is very very ill and they wrote it for her together with their dad

Ok, that’s nice! Thank you!

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dr-jillianholtzmann replied to your photoset: dr-jillianholtzmann: Kristen Wiig in the bloopers...

I’m just having fun okay.. I thought this blooper was hilarious and could totally see this as Erin freaking out about her feelings..

why is it funny or fun if someone is struggling with their sexuality?

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Ghostbusters “Aldridge mansion” Alternative scene!!!!

DYING SERIOUSLY

DYING

FOREVER

HELP ME

HOLTZMANN AND HER PRINGLES JESUS

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What do you think are the ghostbusters' (plus kevin's if you want to) favorite breakfast foods?

Oh god I’m terrible at doing this and you probably wanted a short answer but something happened and now it’s this. Hope you like it. 

Abby: soup. she pretends it’s leftovers from the other day and really ‘we can’t just throw it away’ but they all know she calls Bennie before any of the other Ghostbusters wake up and makes him wait two blocks away from the firehouse (he complains every time). She’ll slip back in, put it in the microwave and wait until someone comes down the stairs before taking it out and eating it. Of course, they all know. Nobody says anything, though. You don’t mess with Abby and her soup. 

Holtz: she forgets to eat. Mostly. When she does eat, it’s peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with Doritos in the middle. She claims it’s good. Nobody has dared to eat it so far. She eats way too many of them, her excuse always being “I don’t have time to stop and eat while I’m working. things could blow up. you all want me to blow this place up?” Erin sometimes argues that that’s not how it works. But most of the times she forgets to eat. She’ll wake up, stumble to the bathroom to get ready and then disappears into her lab. Erin has made a habit of stopping by the coffee shop next to her house to pick something up in case she doesn’t eat. In the beginning the bag consisted of a sandwich, some fruit, and a donut. It’s just three donuts now. She always puts it on the engineer’s desk when she’s not there. They never talk about, but they both know. 

Erin: during her time at Columbia Erin had gotten used to having to quickly eat something in the morning that was easy and would keep her healthy. Salad had been the perfect solution. A quinoa fruit salad to be precise. It wasn’t really that bad, and it kept her in shape. Plus, Erin Gilbert liked repetition. Every day was the same. She’d eat her fruit salad, go to Columbia, teach, come home, eat, work some more and go to sleep. She liked it. So yes, maybe it was a bit boring, but at leat it was predictable, and predictable was easy. She could work with that. Her life right now was about as far from boring and predictable as it could possibly be. Still, the salad stayed. It was a nice stable factor in her crazy life. (lately, though, her salad was often left untouched, because really, picking up something like a bagel for herself at the coffee place was just as easy right? She was already there anyways.)Patty: Patty’s pretty sure she’s about the only normal person in the firehouse. She spends most of her days chasing Holtzmann around the place while she yells at her to please, for the love of god, not leave any nuclear-untested stuff on their desks. Especially Kevin’s. She’s taken on the task to cook for them as well. Which usually ends in even more fire than Holtz’s work does. After a while, they make it a habit to have an extra fire extinguisher in the kitchen. Still, Patty has to take care of these crazy kids and make sure they eat enough so this whole place won’t turn into ashes. So she makes pancakes. A lot of them. They always say that she shouldn’t. Not that they don’t appreciate it, but it seems like a lot of trouble and they eat their own stuff in the morning. (or don’t, in case of Holtz and Kevin). She eats a couple and places the rest in the fridge. She smiles when, at the end of the day, the plate is always empty. 

Kevin: is he a robot? could be. They don’t really see him eat. ever. (which also could be because he usually doesn’t come in until 9:30 and leaves around noon to practice for his hide and seek tournament). Holtzmann has tried to determine if he really is a robot, made to spy on them. she’s definitely more serious about this than the others are. Erin claims to have seen him eat an apple one time. So far, there’s no evidence of this ever happening.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I f*cking finally had time to update.. 

Chapter: 3/? Ship: Jillian Holtzmann/Erin Gilbert Words: 2043 Summary: 

If Erin Gilbert had to create a list of things she's not good at, ‘dating’ would probably be number 2 on that list. Right underneath ‘not getting slimed on a bust’.

So maybe there isn’t a solution to the slime thing, who cares? (okay, she actually really cares because that stuff is gross and hardens her clothing and hair and one time she actually broke, literally broke her underwear in half while pulling it off.. which was just great)

However, according to Abby, there is something that can be done about the whole ‘dating’ issue…

Or, the one where Erin joins a dating app.

Or, the one where Holtz makes a big mistake, a really, really big mistake.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I wrote something new??!! Like why!??! Hope you will all like it though :) 

Chapter: 1/? Ship: Jillian Holtzmann/Erin Gilbert Words: 1648 Summary: 

If Erin Gilbert had to create a list of things she wasn’t good at, ‘dating’ would probably be number 2 on that list. Right under ‘not getting slimed on a bust’.

So maybe there isn’t a solution to the slime thing, who cares? (okay, she actually really cares because that stuff is gross and hardens her clothing and hair and one time she actually broke, literally broke her underwear in half while pulling it off.. which was just great)

However, according to Abby, there is something that can be done about the whole ‘dating’ issue…

Or, the one where Erin joins a dating app.

Or, the one where Holtz makes a big mistake, a really, really big mistake.

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Ghostbusters “Aldridge mansion” alternative scene I will literally be screaming forever because of this. I’ll post the actual video soon, along with more gifs from the other alternative scenes!!

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Kate McKinnon  in ‘The 1938 Academy Awards Nominee Luncheon’ (as Gloria Concave) Part two (Part one can be found here)