Feb 16
time zones are crazy like what do you mean at my peak horny hours you’re fucking asleep it’s rude wake the fuck up
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time zones are crazy like what do you mean at my peak horny hours you’re fucking asleep it’s rude wake the fuck up
crazy girl buck i love you
good god i know that dennis goes feral for robby in that carhartt jacket.
like i bet he has already had crushes on inappropriately older men who own that exact jacket. his older brother’s best friend who worked on an oil rig wore that jacket. his father’s buddy that would come over and buy manure from them wore that jacket. the guy on the local access television channel who reported on beef prices (whom he used to think about while jerking off) would wear that jacket.
he’s basically pavlov’d and then robby walks in wearing that. fucking. jacket.
ig its like, when ur suicidal it pays to erode ur own sense of agency bc too much agency and you might decide to, yknow, commit suicide. but then ur newly post-suicidal and you've spent the last however eroding any ability to actively decide what you want for yourself
even with all the memes and the queen’s death NOTHING can prepare you for Reigen Arataka. He managed to convince everyone for YEARS that he had magic powers when he doesn’t. He throws salt at people. Photoshop is one of his superpowers. He underpays his one employee for years. He adopts a middle schooler in his mid 20s. He gets drunk without having alcohol. He has depression. He hates himself. He has so much wisdom but always seems like a fucking moron. He has a fat ass.
everyone is always like fandom community used to be so much more engaged on LJ or whatever and that's why you're going to hell if you don't leave enough fanned fiction comments and i have to ask. do you people remember sporking. not sure all that supposed extra engagement was a good thing, for society. anyway. monkey's paw curls where people stop committing the sin of "discussing fic privately in discord servers, aka talking about it with their friends, which i guess is a crime now? if you enjoy a fic and want to discuss it with your pals, including perhaps saying things you actually wouldn't want to say directly to the author, you're evil?" but it's because we go back to publicly doing rude line edits to people's fanfiction in front of god and everyone
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