#dragonclownthing

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Hey there! I have a question about your Dandy! I noticed that you don’t draw him with a straight smile. Is this a head canon or a personal design choice? (I absolutely love his crooked smile! It gives him so much personality!)

Have a good day/night! :)

HOAOAOAOHDK I AM FINALLY GETTING TO THIS ASK! THANK YOU FOR ASKING IT BY THE WAY! AND GREAT QUESTION!

I decided to make the whole explanation a slideshow/comic thing! I hope it's accessible; if it isn't please do tell!

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Hi Snail! I got a very funny scenario in my head recently:

Dandy: *notices Shelly by herself with no one else around* “this is my chance to flirt with her..”

Shelly: *notices him walking over*

Dandy: *underestimates where the wall is and leans on nothing* “hey baby- AHH!” *face plants on the floor* Shelly: “ooh.. are you ok?”

Dandy: “yeah... ow…”

(idk I thought it was funny)

Have a good day/night!

I LOVE CRINGEFAIL MEN /silly

Bonus Miswap AU version:

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Hello :) I have two questions this time around:

I was thinking about your Miswap AU once again and the drawing of him ordering a lot of McDonald’s popped into my head. That got me thinking, how much does Miswap Dandy have to eat to keep himself from getting hungry?

Has he ever dealt with difficult coworkers or Karens at work before? If so, how does he handle such situations?

Have a good day/night <3

Why hello there!

For the first question...

He eats quite a lot! But he's alright in terms of food security, thankfully!

And for the second one...

His coworkers are fine, but he isn't the exactly the best when it comes to convincing the more unruly customers to simmer down...

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Hi it’s me again, invading your inbox :)

For some reason last night, I got the ungodly urge to run full speed into your swap AU Dandy’s gut and just knock the wind out of him ;-;

btw I absolutely adore the big man <3

(this image specifically makes me giggle, bro is a whole car </3)

Have a good day/night!

MISSILE AT HIGH SPEEDS

And yus he orders drive-thru just standing there, truck-sized man 💞

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hello :) I’m invading like a parasite yet again. (But srsly I’m sorry if I annoy you with my asks)

May I give both of your Dandys forehead smooches? <3 (I can give them hugs instead if they’re not comfortable with kisses) I love your Mundane Aftermath Dandy, I wanna just give him love like AHDJSNSNCNDN-

And don’t even get me started on your Miswap Dandy, he’s so wholesome! <3

Have a good day/night!

HELLO!!! You don't annoy me with your asks! /gen The ADHD just causes me to answer most everything at a glacial pace 😅

And YEAH YOU CAN!!!

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Hi it's me again :)

What's 4 on the Character Ask List for Dandy? (bald gremlin flower- /jk)

also random question of mine: do you have a voice claim for your Dandy?

Have a good day/night! <3

OMG HI, THIS HAS BEEN SITTING IN MY INBOX FOR SO LONG I HAD TO DIG THROUGH MY BLOG TO FIND THE ASK PROMPTS LOL

If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

OOOOOHHH, HMMM

I'm not sure about a setting I would just drop Dandy into outright, but lately I've been rewatching one of my other hyperfixations, Brooklyn 99, and I keep kinda imagining a lot of the toons in my AU as the characters from there.

Don't have anything for Dandy specifically, but I can't help but imagine Rodger and Glisten (in my AU) playing out the scenes with Terry and Gina.

Do you have a voice claim for your Dandy?

INDEED I DO!!! I blame my friend @atomicomium (Atlas) for this. Dana Snyder is just [chef's kiss] the perfect fit.

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Thinking about holding Miswap’s big old claw hands right now. (I’m so normal about him- SKSKDFKSKSMD)

He can still hold hands with new friends and fans of his show!

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SNAIL OMG! I love the post of Miswap Dandy on the beach! BUT I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS:

How in the seven wonders of the world did he find swim trunks that fit him?

Is he gonna burn alive? Because dark colors absorb more sun and heat.

He's got little clawed peets? That's actually so cute! (you always draw them as like little nubs, that's why I'm pointing it out)

Anyways, have a good day/night! :D

THANK YOU!

Hu hu hu

1- He had to get those custom made! Much like all his clothing, really. Since it's a custom thing he wanted his swimming trunks to be special! They cost a lot (due to his size), but the end result was worth it, don't you think? :v

2- CJDSKHSUDHSDIUFHSDK He's gonna have to apply a lot of sunscreen. Don't worry, he won't be dehydrated, he'll beat the heat with plenty of drinks and ice cream!

3- Yeah! I tend to draw them as nubs/hooves mostly just because uhhh I'm lazy 😂 But in reality his design has like, nail/clawed feet? If that makes sense?

Like this!