At character creation, the GM said, “Uhh please stop elaborating your backstory: we are playing Old-School Essentials and I don’t want you to get too attached to a character that might just die in the second session!”
But now she is level 4 and I will not be leashed. That’s right, she knit these socks herself. She learned to knit socks at the orphanage! It’s OSR, there’s no skill line for knitting, so you can’t make me pay for it! She left Haven because she accidentally killed a bully! She likes pigeons! (Preferably in pie.) You can’t stop me!














