[ID: digital line art of Jonny D’Ville wearing a pencil dress made entirely of belts. Jonny is leaning back against a bar, one hand draped over the edge, the other holding a raised gun in a coquettish pose. His goggles are down over his eyes like sunglasses. He is wearing his trademark ragged tee and cross-body belt, and nothing else but a couple dozen thick leather belts wrapped around his body to form a bandage-style dress. Inset in the upper right corner is a photo of a supermodel wearing the same dress, the inspiration for Jonny’s attire. End ID]
he has committed every crime we have a name for, and that includes crimes against fashion.













