#dramatic bastard

[albatris]

this is gonna turn into another 10k word quinn chapter isn't it 🙃

[shortbreadly]

why do they look the same? why doesn’t the big one just eat the little one?

[melonfavor]

CaptainSparklez is so funny and dramatic “they took my Odin ring and I said nothing! They took my mana enchanter and I said nothing” sir, you spent a good 20 minutes moaning about these two being gone 😭

[regicidal-defenestration]

Local Anthropomorphic Personification Storms Out Of Pub After Realising He Has A Friend

[agentrouka-blog]

Jon is an emotional drunk. Sansa can hold her drink better, ffs.

Just thinking about the fact that Jon was solidly sloshed in his first chapter when we meet him at peak snarkitude and personal misery, glaring at them all, not censoring his radiant thoughts, variously grinning and crying, before drunkenly encountering the queen’s oddball brother doing Olympic Gymnastics off the architecture, teasing him and giving him life advice about bastardy out of nowhere.

And then sitting in a window the next day, hungover like a wrung-out hedgehog, a headache the size of the Iron Islands probably, glumly staring at his sister’s rumored betrothed making fun of his brothers, excluded once more, giving depressing life advice to his beloved little sister, “nothing is fair” like a true fourteen-year-old cynic, only to turn around later and order her a secret tiny murder weapon to cheer her up. 

I have feelings about this messy child.

[thatrandomautist]

I won’t let Gus through the gate which makes sure he doesn’t get eaten by our dogs so now I’M the evil one?

[azrael-the-lucifan]

“If a god stands in your way, knock god down!” Is a quote from Seto Kaiba.

[iridescentgrim]

i am a mastermind