Martyn: So, I-I don't know what I'm going to do now. I've got (coughs) a lot of time between now and when Rats SMP starts, um, in October, so…we gotta figure something out. My gosh. I tell you what, actually, I do have one idea. Let me…let me make a call real quick, hold on. Let me see what I can do…there we are.
(Discord beings ringing)
Martyn: Give me a second.
(call is picked up after ringing a few times)
Martyn: Hello.
Iskall: Hello?
Martyn: Hello! H-how are you?
Iskall: Hello? I--wh--I thought we agreed not to ring each other on Discord. Why--how have you managed to get my Discord to send me a notification--
Martyn: Look--
Iskall: I--this is so cursed.
Martyn: Look, we don't need to go into the semantics of it, okay? Barry and the Belbs, they've got a lot of programming knowledge, they know how to break things, um.
Iskall: It's the one guy, its the one man, it's the--I knew it.
Martyn: It's always Barry.
Iskall: It's always Barry, yeah.
Martyn: When you ask how, its always Barry. Um, so, this is a random call. My calendar has just opened up, uh, for-for the forseeable future, I got nothing till I have to go back to Paris, um, so I was wondering if I could join Vault Hunters?
Iskall: Oh! Uh, I mean that's starting in eight days--
Martyn, hopefully: Yeah?
Iskall: Uh, and your schedule cleared-cleared up (clears throat) Do you not know--this is, this is not how you join an SMP. You don't just call your friend and ask if you can join. You have to call your friend, give them a bribe, and then you can join.
Martyn: Okay, wh-what bribe, what bribe do you want? I-What--what do you need?
Iskall: I-I. Now I have to think about it.
Martyn: Yeah, cause I was going to say, whatever you were gonna say, I don't have it. But what I do have is desperation, and uh, pluck, and puns. And that's all I can really bring to the table.
Iskall: You know what, I-I-I d--okay, will you be-its a difficult server--
Martyn: I heard there was an okay, I heard there was an okay! C'mon! C'mon! I'm in!
Iskall: I didn't say okay yet!
Martyn: You heard-I heard 'okay!'
Iskall: We gotta do the interview! Okay, we gotta do the interview.
Martyn: Oh, okay.
Iskall: Okay, here we go, okay, here it is. Are you an enjoyer?
Martyn: Sometimes.
Iskall: It--"sometimes," okay. I, uh, hold on, let me note that down. (clears throat) "Sometimes." Have you played before?
Martyn: Played what? Uno? Yeah, I played Uno before, yeah.
Iskall: Okay, 'Uno' is good, yeah, Uno is good.
Martyn: Cool.
Iskall: That-that's a pass, there, okay. Uhh, lets see here, uh its not that I'm coming up with questions, I just, I've got a terrible headache today--
Martyn: It's fine, its all good--
Iskall: --and slowly reading the script that I have for like, new members to the SMP--
Martyn: You know what I heard, I heard pity is the best medicine.
Iskall: (small pause, snorts to himself) Martyn we'd love to have you, we'd love to have you.
Martyn: Yeah!!! Vault Hunters SMP here! We! Come!
Iskall: Heck yeah!
Martyn: Let's do it!
