#drano.txt

[jemnahunterson]

2017 Tony Awards Summary:

- dear evan hamilton - great comet invented theater - no one cares about hello dolly - "shut that crap off" - everyone adores ben platt and for a good reason - a play award - the gays and many woc were robbed - did come from away exist past the ten minute mark - seriously we don't want anymore hello dolly - josh groban is our king - another play award - you call this PRIDE MONTH????? gaybills aren't ENOUGH - sara bareilles was there with pie - the entire team and their family gets up on stage for one award - bland - and kevin spacey isn't here

[jemnahunterson]

Dave Malloy: hello you've reached the house of unrecognized talent,

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Kevin Spacey, Bette Middler, and the Great Robbery of 2017

[jemnahunterson]

and the award for most robbed musical goes to Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812

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the Tonys are homophobic ??????

[jemnahunterson]

did Gavin Creele hit a C sharp singing Petersburg? didn't think so

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things Lucas Steele has been robbed of: - a Tony - eyebrows

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I want that dad sim purely bc other people have it I hate myself