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Draco, eating breakfast: Oh, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Harry, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE

[m00nagegaydream]

Draco: Potter is so oblivious! I mean I've been flirting with him since 3rd year!

Person: Throwing insults at him is not flirting.

Draco: IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS!

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Harry: Okay, you have 10 happy meals, and I take three. How many do you have now?

Draco: What the fuck is a happy meal?

Harry: Fun and exciting muggle food, anyway, I take th-

Draco: I still have ten. And I have your dick. I chopped it off. That’s what you get for stealing.

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Hermione: Do you know what bees make?

Ron: Honey?

Hermione: Yes dear?

[Harry turns to Draco]

Harry: Draco, do you know what bees make?

Draco: Some stupid annoying sound, what the fuck do you want.

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Draco: I’m actually deeply in love with Potter and we’ve been dating for a couple months now, we even have pet names

Ron: Why are you telling me this?

Draco: Because no one will believe you

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Draco: Can you do a backflip?

Harry: No

Draco: Same, we have so much in common I think we need to get married.

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Cedric: Are you fucking my boyfriend?

Draco: Not in this exact moment, are you blind or something

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Draco: You can trust me. Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river last time we went camping.

Harry: Let’s not forget who pushed me in.