#draw fail

[gomens-drawings]

Flailing bc I’m so struggle with perspective 😭

Have a profile of Aziraphale. Finding some direction here.

[dailywebtoonfail]

Why can we see the inside of the bathtub but not her body? What, is she like cotton candy and just dissolves in water?

Pourquoi on voit l’intérieur de la baignoire, mais pas son corps ? Quoi, c'est comme la barbe à papa, elle se dissout dans l'eau.

J'ai élevé une bête

My Gently Raised Beast

[dailywebtoonfail]

"How dare you behave like that?!"

Then again, buddy, have you seen the state of your hand? And of course, let’s not even talk about the poor background characters who got mercilessly filled in by the fill tool.

En même temps coco ta vue la gueule de ta main Bien sûr, on ne parlera pas des gents au fond qui ont subi accidentellement l'outil remplissage

J'ai élevé une bête

My Gently Raised Beast

[dailywebtoonfail]

Did they disable a layer by mistake, or…?

Ils ont désactivé un calque par erreur, ou . . . ?

Becoming You

[dailywebtoonfail]

I don’t mind your eyelashes sticking out from your hair—it can be a style (and a very pretty one, by the way ^^). But the tears? That’s some kind of alien superpower. XD

Je veux bien que tes cils dépassent de tes cheveux, ça peux faire un style (très joli d'ailleurs ^^) Mais par contre les larmes, c'est une de ces capacités d'extraterrestre XD

Tombée du ciel

Down To Earth

[dailywebtoonfail]

Wow, je ne sais pas comment il fait pour faire traverser le lait à travers le latté. Et en plus, il a beau le renverser, le latté reste totalement immobile. Mais quel talent !

Wow, I have no idea how he manages to make the milk pass through the latte. And on top of that, no matter how much he tips it over, the latte stays completely still. What a talent!

Jackson's Diary fr Jackson's Diary en

[dailywebtoonfail]

La duchesse déchue

Your Throne

[zabchan]

My night last night, a play in three acts

Act 1:

Declaration of intent to draw. Subject; moana set in a mad max au. Plan: watch furiosa movie while drawing for inspiration and to keep the anxiety voice distracted while the artsy part roams free. Husband goes to bed. The stage is set for act two.

Act 2:

Protagonist thought furiosa movie was on Netflix. Protag discovers there is a movie on netflix named 'furioza'. But it features no chris Hemsworth in wastland punk, and is therefore inferior. Protag Googles "furiosa streaming" and sees only one time pay services. Protagonist might be willing to pay 2-3$ to stream such an excellent movie, but the minor hurtle of having to imput credit card data proves too much. Protag sings an ironic aria, lamenting the tyranny of capitalism over the artistic community and the insurmountable obstacle that is getting up from the couch when she is so comfy and it is so cold outside the warmth of the couch blanket.

Act 3

Protagonist looks up vehicle references. Then wastelander costumes. Then creates a pinterest board to catalog reference photos. A montage of surplus military gear, land sailing vehicles, and apocalypse fashions dance across her feed and onto her image board. The artist reveals that she dislikes drawing vehicles, but surely any mad max au must include the great mechanical land beasts. Such features, she has been told vicariously thru Tumblr, are important revelations of character & world building, and to omit them is to deny the spirit of the entire madmax franchise. The clock strikes 7am. The sun rises beyond a curtain of rainclouds. It is too late to draw now. Our protagonists' brain is active, but the body is tired, and weak. The sketchbook topples, the pencil falls to the floor-

The opera is over. The diva slumbers, and the white page remains blank another night. U.U