#dread twins

[evangeline-rose-dread]

Well, look who it is—

i see you found my little internet hidey hole. congrats, or condolences—depends what you were looking for.

a few things:

who i am?

dread. princess of the storm tower. occasionally not an idiot.

i write songs. i start storms. i sometimes behave.

if you’re here for the story: Coming soon if you’re here for the noise: browse the chaos below

if you're worried about belonging:

i don’t claim the castle. i barely claim its version of magical america.

what i do claim is the storm that grew up in hexachussetts.

hogwarts, the marauders — they aren’t mine. the woman who created them built walls I don’t stand behind.

what is mine are the dreads and their constellation of idiots, and every misfit, runaway, half-myth and impossible thing who decided legacy was meant to be rewritten.

trans and queer witches and wizards belong here.

always.

yours in trouble and chaos,

e. dread

💫 choose your poison:

📜the series

the last dread heirs: Coming soon

📜Ilvermorny Library

Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Handbook (1967)

📜Collected Works of the Brightest Star Foundation

On the Nature of magic and It's Expression in Living Beings by Hermione Granger (2002)

📜From the Global Library of Magical Studies

On the Observed Order of Magic and Nature by Kofi Adeyemi, of Uagadou (1893)

The International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy (1689)

🗃️ Fragments from the archive

if you made it this far, you’re already part of the experiment.

[asktheghosthost]

Do the Dread Twins have a crush on anyone and do ghosts ever get sick around the mansion?

"The last first... Yes, we are susceptible to a variety of supernatural ailments... Boo flu, (things that go) mumps in the night, stRIP throat, ectoplasmic imbalances, and other spiritual maladies. Most require simple rest in dark, dusty chambers. "As for the twins, I've no idea. That's far too personal for me to probe, especially since they're children."

[asktheghosthost]

(Askthedreadtwins) Drunk Call...

Dorian: I know–I KNOW you lil brats s'took my faaaavorite bow tie! I know you did! But-but it’s okay. It’s okay. Because I know deep… deep down, you’re just scared, frightened lil children who need – who need some positive roll – role models. And… *sob* I can be that for you! I can! *sob* I’ll be your Uncle Dori! Let’s go get ice cream!“

[asktheghosthost]

(askthedreadtwins)Forsythia was holding a basket covered with a blanket. Wellington was nowhere to be found and she was smirking sinisterly. At the sight of the host her smile immediately turned into an upset frown.

@askthedreadtwins 

“Miss Dread.” Beau smiled down at her. “It’s rare to see you inside the mansion. Have you come bringing goodies?” He tilted his chin in the direction of the basket. “Or are you planning a picnic, perhaps?” His grin widened, and his put his hands behind his back. “Or maybe reenacting Little Red Riding Hood for the drama club?”

[asktheghosthost]

Since it’s close to Halloween time... STATE OF ARIZONA STATE OF ARIZONA!!! Do the Dread Twins have any pranks that they usually play during Halloween?

"They've rearranged all of Connie's wedding portraits and gifts...

"I think she might find a way to re- murder them."

[asktheghosthost]

What were the reactions that everyone had to the "STATE OF ARIZONA" video? You should also see if the the Dreads could watch it and if they do what are were their reactions?

"Every time I ask Forsynthia and Wellington a question, they simply shout back a random lyric in unison. They somehow know which lyric the other is going to yell. I don't know how they do this. It must be a twin thing. I think this means they enjoyed it."

[asktheghosthost]

When Lock, Shock, and Barrel are around the mansion, what sort of pranks do they do with the Dread Twins a.k.a. Wellington and Forsythia Dread?

"I've essentially retired from tormenting the organist with juvenile pranks involving pouring concoctions into the pipes... They've taken up the mantle for me.

"They also once replaced the tree garland with razor wire. That one concerned me a little."

[asktheghosthost]

So.... Did the twins enjoy the book? Did they have a favorite part?

Wellington thought “Fanny” was particularly hilarious, and cackled for ten solid minutes. Forsythia liked the line about bear maulings. They’re very protective of that book, though, and won’t let anyone else touch it. Sometimes they’re silent as they read it, staring at each illustration for a length of time. After they’d had it for an hour, Forsythia asked me if any of those children came to the mansion. I had to tell her no, that they were just pictures, not real. She went very quiet and hugged the book tightly. Then her brother pinched her, and they were fighting again…