#dreaded divination

[11037kun]

K-k-kuwata-chii?! You're alive...? ..or maybe not..

…..well

Bein’ dead got too mainstream so I crawled outta my grave.

[yasvkee]

Okay, I know this is breaking all kinds of walls but whenever I see you, I just see the beta version of me, but like waaaay more cynical..

…I don’t know what that means at all. Who are you? I’m pretty sure that I’ve never met you.

[laristocrate]

Uhm, what kind of costume did you have in mind for me, fashion-guru?

I could give some sort of explanation for this choice, but to be frank, I really don’t have one. You’d work it, though. Trust me.

[laristocrate]

Hagakure asked me to look something up on eBay for him, and instead I'm going through his online-shopping search history. 

I'm not sure what to make of all this.

[laristocrate]

Any headcanons for Hagakure?

Yes!!! Okay, so, for Hagakure:

He’s a really, really good fortune teller in actuality. He couldn’t use his powers in the school because his real crystal ball (which was in his locker) was replaced with a cheap glass crystal ball.

This was done on purpose because Junko was afraid he’d ruin her plans.

He may not be book smart (which is why he got held back so much) but his aloof attitude hides the fact that he is a very intelligent guy when it comes down to it. Remember when he deconstructed that Monobear in the gym? Yeah.

He’s street-smart, too. It may not be morally just, but he’s pretty good at conning people out of money if the need arises.

Hand in hand with the above statement, he’s a pretty damn good smooth talker. He likes to act like a goof sometimes because that way, people won’t expect that he’s so damn good at being sneaky and underhanded.

He meditates and places a lot of importance on being comfortable within his own mind.

This is also why he has such good self-control and manages to not lose his shit when he gets accused of murder and has to watch his classmates kill each other and try and push the blame onto him.

[laristocrate]

So what'd you tell the cops to get them on me? I don't think 'this guy called me cute, get him' is really a good reason.

The details don’t matter, do they? You’ll be in jail overnight. That is all. Don’t worry; you’ll be fine. And perhaps now you’ll realize that you should listen to me when I tell you not to do something.

[oceanyd]

dreaded-divination said: ..He’s also got a nice butt and great taste in shoes.. >////>

'Would smooch Ishimaru' club!

He's super cute I want to smooch him and hold his hand.

[laristocrate]

Hey, Togami-chii, you got any food allergies I need to worry about? Celes-chan kind of pointed out that we can't survive the adventure on just booze, so I'm gonna go crazy at the supermarket, buying meats, breads, rice, maybe drinks that aren't liquor. I just don't to accidently kill the heir to the Togami fortune.

Fortunately, I do not. If you need money to fund this food-venture, just stop by my manor before you go out shopping.