Oct 15, 2015
my fucking friend fucking met Kyle Gass...... without me.... okay?!?!?!
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my fucking friend fucking met Kyle Gass...... without me.... okay?!?!?!
my class mate went to the rolling stones concert in vienna and she was so excited that she told me to fuck the shut up
Funnel Chest
Julia: I have a crooked knee! Just like you, Alex!
Jutschi: And I have a broken finger! We all fit in!
Me: I have a funnel chest.
Alex: A what-el chest?
Me: A funnel chest.
Jutschi: That's a hole in the chest.
Alex: A HOLE IN THE CHEST?
Me: Nahw, it's just a vaulting in the centre of my chest. Do you know Iron Man's Arc Reactor? I'm Iron Man!
Jutschi: I have the perfect plan. Why don't you take your boobs and stuff them into that hole?!
*PROMOTES*
A good real life friend of mine dreadlex
[whispers] She loves Rammstein!