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my friend's boyfriend sent her a picture of his bald head, telling her he shaved his hair off she was very angry at him and told him it looked ugly and why he did this. he was pretty sad afterwards that his hair look "ugly" so he didn't allow her to visit him in the last weekend. today she was allowed to go to him again and it turned out that he just had a sidecut 

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ALLES HAT EIN ENDE NUR DIE WURST HAT KEINS

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friend: why do you actually ship Till Lindemann and Flake Lorenz?

me: they fuck on stage, they argue playfully like children, they go on vacations together, they cuddle in the live version of "Ohne Dich", oh yes and in the music video Flake is the one who carries half dead Till up the mountain. Flake knows how Till reacts when being mad. Till kissed Flake. Headcanons. THE QUESTION IS WHY NOT SHIPPING THEM

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Funnel Chest

Julia: I have a crooked knee! Just like you, Alex!

Jutschi: And I have a broken finger! We all fit in!

Me: I have a funnel chest.

Alex: A what-el chest?

Me: A funnel chest.

Jutschi: That's a hole in the chest.

Alex: A HOLE IN THE CHEST?

Me: Nahw, it's just a vaulting in the centre of my chest. Do you know Iron Man's Arc Reactor? I'm Iron Man!

Jutschi: I have the perfect plan. Why don't you take your boobs and stuff them into that hole?!

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Teacher: *comes in* Good morning, ladies and gentlemen! Oh wait! We don't have a gentleman in here, haha

Me:

Friend: *points at me* THERE HE IS

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this photo seriously describes the friendship of three big fat dorks

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