bible r&b
"I spent the day being driven around the Upper West Side of Manhattan looking for a brunch spot that wasn't filled with 25 year old gypsy downtowners without power or veganese cuisine. I was read to that they were getting most of their nutrition from dumpsters but they somehow felt it necessary to come uptown to crowd us for gluten free pancakes and all you can drink bloody marys (heresy) which caused "I told you so's" from the local bankers and their "super hot" Asian wives. I don't know when DOWNtown became "kool-aid" but I never thought I would see that in this lifetime! Anyhoo, it brought to mind the great bible battle of Ashford and Simpson. Nutshell: Simpson was granted superhuman strength by our God almighty to combat his enemies. And then Ashford got pitchy and was booted out of the singing competition. Where was I going with this? "It Takes Two" to create a presidential race (or three if you count that Sesame Street communist Ralph Nadar) but the literal battle is really between myself and "Obama Bin lyin'". We need to stay focused to achieve "Operation Baracki Freedom" on Tuesday. On a side note, I was told I could only fly my jet out of Queens or Titterboro Airports and I was like....no brainer, hello QUEENS! Har Har Har."