#dreamsenic

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I had a dream last night that I met Callum Crown, and he motivated me when i told him how much I hate my life

I specifically remember him asking me what I wanted to be in the future, and I said "Go to Auburn and become a Nuclear Engineer, Mr. Crown." And he said something along the lines of "In your application, tell them the president sent ya, son."

Safe to say my Callum Crown plush is manifesting himself into my dreams.

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so I had a dream about Dialtown where Dogman made a new DLC called The Swan War, where you can start fighting swans instead of looking for someone to date, but you accidentally start a war, and the swans have bombs for some reason.

Gingi has a chainsaw, and townsfolk start fighting in the war against the swans with road signs and baseball bats. Randy is elected as their war leader by Oliver, because, and I quote, he can "totally pluck the feathers off those swans."

So the homeless man is now leading a war against swans, Fez-Dude is his right hand, and then Green Bean is fighting swans with a chainsaw. Karen apparently ripped a swans head off with her bare hands, so none of the swans will go near her.

Now at this point Mayor MingMing is already aware that swans are destroying her town, so she's preparing to send out military forces she somehow has. and when she does, it just doesn't work like, at all.

the swans were too powerful, they even killed 12 people. all hope is lost. that is, until they deploy..

Little Billy.

Billy has been deployed now with his megaphone, but instead of using his megaphone the right way, he opts for beating the everlasting christ out of those swans with it. Oliver is mad because his spotlight was stolen by Billy.

townsfolk have already started abandoning and losing hope, leaving us with Karen, Randy, Oliver, Billy, Mingus, and Gingi.

and uh it ended there on a cliff hanger.

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PhonePals blog - @thatonebigshotguy

Mailroom blog - @littlemailman1997

blog that i abandoned for this one - @havesome-mack-andcheese

Pronoun check for you liberals:

It/Its : 10/10

They/Them : 8.5/10

Any Neos : 7/10

He/Him : 4/10

She/Her : 0/10

I'm agender, but I'm a very masc presenting person.

warning: i dont use tone tags on my posts and i WONT use tone tags. to me they feel dehumanizing. do NOT use tone tags on me either.

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so another weird dream.

I had a dream that AM found some broken ass Macintosh somewhere in a pile of long forgotten garbage, only to discover it had gained full sentience and was screeching in pain because it "hurt to think".

The Mac cried about how it thought humans loved it, and it didn't understand why it would subject it to a hell of thoughts, but being unable to perceive, considering it could not see.

and AM was strangely proud of the "Little Mac" (what it called it) in a way, though occasionally bragging about how much better it was, it and the Mac somehow hated humanity equally.

and also AM had an army of Roombas??? idk

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I'm making a dream journal blog if anyonr wants to follow it and its weirdly interesting in me as a person