#drearforts

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drearforts replied to your post:that chat post i reblogged earlier was really...

w h a t, I did not realize it was possible to hate davos

people who hate davos feel like he talks about his fingerbones and his sons and stannis too much but THAT’S LITERALLY WHY I LOVE HIM

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petyr/sansa ofc *u*

when I started shipping it if I did: So I came to fandom through the show, and though I don’t remember exactly when I began loving them together, it was no later than mid-way through S3 (I started watching the show when S3 premiered, thanks to all the marketing, and had caught up to current eps midway through the season). But P/S is why I’m even in fandom to begin with, which is why the levels of vitriol can be so dismaying.

my thoughts: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMYDISILLUSIONEDBABIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. In all seriousness, it’s the complexity that I love. Neither Sansa nor Petyr see the other as purely one thing: we’ve read her conflicting thoughts in the novels, and had Petyr’s (somewhat) explained by GRRM. They will always be negotiating not only one another, but their own perceptions as well. A lot of Sansa fans want to wrap her in a shock blanket and stick her in a corner, and I don’t think she deserves what hardships have befallen her, but...it’s also clear in some of her earliest chapters that she enjoys a challenge, that she likes puzzles, and it’s just delightful how they both challenge one another. Plus there’s the similarity/divergence of their childhood experiences; both of them were innocent at one point, and we see what experience has done to Petyr, what it might do to Sansa (but likely won’t). That contrast and how they can complement one another is fascinating.

What makes me happy about them: EVERYTHING. This is actually my sentimental side speaking, but the possibility that while Petyr nurtures her cleverness, Sansa might just...nurture...him, in what little way she can. I don’t necessarily think it’s something we’ll get in the books, bigger fish to narratively fry and all, but I love the possibility all the same.

What makes me sad about them: They both learned the hard, bloody way that life is not a song.

things done in fanfic that annoys me: Daddy kink. Woobifying. ~True love~. Dumbing down/simplification of Petyr. Declawing of Sansa.

things I look for in fanfic: Manipulation. Slow burn. Uncertainty. Mutually playing for the long game. Evolution. Ultimately, partnership.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: My endgame for Sansa is her with Petyr by her own choosing; otherwise, I would prefer her with no one to be honest, just because I see her arc as progressing towards greater and greater agency. Shuffling her off into marrying some stranger would negate that in my mind. And no one for Petyr as well, since I think the final possibility of him acknowledging any genuine feeling lies with Sansa.

My happily ever after for them: I split it into two — unlikely in canon, is Sansa and Petyr wed, her returned North to restore her father’s keep and lands; and more likely in canon, Sansa and Petyr not joined by marriage, but clearly partners, with her still in a position of some power (whether it be the North or the Vale, much less likely KL).

who is the big spoon/little spoon: Petyr is almost always big. Sometimes, though, if it’s been a very very long day, Sansa will pull him up against her and run her fingers through his hair.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Talking shit about everyone. jk because that’s def foreplay. Sitting with one another in the quiet, feeling no obligation to speak. Those rare moments in which they can simply be.

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tony/natasha :')

when I started shipping it if I did: i have no idea?? maybe iron man 2 and was like “yanno that’s be hot” and then was someone was like YA KNOW IN AN ALT. UNIVERSE THEY’RE MARRIED, SHE’S A TRAITOR, AND THERE’S A SEX TAPE and i whispered into the night “otp”

my thoughts: i’ve fallen out of the love with the mxu but i still maintain that tony/natasha would be interested, especially in that verse, tho i can’t see if being emotionally stable or sound but i think there would be a lot of acceptation for the fucked up messes they both are (not in a “hey let’s make this work” kind of way but in a way “you do you i do me” kind of way)

What makes me happy about them: natasha would put up with zero of his shit which would just make tony try harder

What makes me sad about them: they don’t even have scenes together post-iron man 2

things done in fanfic that annoys me: there is like zero tony/natasha fanfic

things I look for in fanfic: NO MUSHY SENTIMENTAL BULLCRAP NATASHA WOULD NEVER LET HERSELF WITH TONY TONY IS AN EMOTIONAL CONSTIPATED TWO-YEAR-OLD

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: [squints long and hard at aou] pepper for tony and for natasha... clint or anyone who isn’t bruce tbqh

My happily ever after for them: WHEDON NEVER PUTS HIS FILTHY SLIMY HANDS NEAR NATASHA SHE RETURNS TO HER FORMER STATUS AS SPY AND BADASS AND NOT ‘BRUCE BANNER’S GIRLFRIEND’ tony doesn’t appear in anymore avenger films, takes up farming, and moves to iowa with pepper while occasionally skyping rhodney

who is the big spoon/little spoon: they don’t sleep together

what is their favorite non-sexual activity: tony is watching natasha take down men twice her size, natasha is outsmarting the ‘genius’

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I’m so happy drearforts is back editing everyone!

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hi b&g again hi, I would like to reserve mance rayder (pb: peter capaldi) pls and thank

hey girlllll, mance rayder reserved!

[hedgewitches]

you are the joey to my chandler (altho lbr you've got all the sass so are you actually the chandler???), the natasha to my tony, the woman king (of PORN) to my commander of the guard (aka cheerleader)

whispers the tony to my natasha

oh my god lorr

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drearforts replied to your post: ...

brandon stark h8 blog YES BLESS. (what is ur opinion of rhaegar tho?)

i'm pretty relatively neutral towards rhaeger? I feel like we only ever get extreme views of him (from Barristan, from Ned/Robert) though I'm really interested in seeing him and getting to know in ways I am definitely not for here for Brandon Stark

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fma :'D

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