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How long will they last? - Forever and ever, amen
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I have so many different HCs ranging from the two of them meeting right before JD even starts at Sacred Heart to not getting together until JD’s leaving Sacred Heart, and anywhere in between.
How was their first kiss? - Two options: it was either extremely sudden and passionate and full of built-up need and desire OR it was soft and slow and tender and not at all what either of them expected it to be but completely and totally perfect
Who proposed? - Almost always Perry. JD understands Perry’s reservations about marriage, but for the record, he would have said yes just about whenever Perry asked
Who is the best man/men? - Turk is JD’s best man and Ben would be Perry’s (though if Ben’s not still alive, it’d be Kelso)
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Elliot would be JD’s and Jordan would be Perry’s, but Carla could be either tbh. I see her as being more of Perry’s, but she would definitely have a place in the ceremony. And if Kim is in the picture, she’d also be JD’s.
Who did the most planning? - JD, of course.
Who stressed the most? - JD would get stressed about the planning aspect of it, but Perry would be stressed because he wants the wedding to be everything JD wants it to be and he doesn’t want to disappoint him or fall short in any way.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. I don’t think that it would be bonkers, but JD would want it to be really beautiful and elegant and well, they’re both doctors. They’ve got the money for it.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - The Janitor. He crashed anyway.
Who is on top? - I’m assuming this is related to position and not who bottoms/tops. Perry is on top most of the time (unless JD’s feeling particularly desperate) and he also tops 98% of the time.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Usually JD, though I do love the idea of Perry not being able to keep his hands off JD.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head Don’t appreciate the cis/heteronormativity here, but I don’t think they’re always kinky, but they occasionally break out toys and blindfolds and handcuffs.
How long do they normally last? - I definitely think they’d have a lot of quickies when they’re at work (supply closets, on-call rooms, Perry’s office when he becomes Chief) but when they’re at home and can take their time with each other, they make it last and they make it count.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Tbh I feel like Perry is always making sure JD is taken care of a little more than necessary, but it always evens out in the end.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. They can get pretty rough, especially since that’s how I think JD’d like it (though you wouldn’t know it from looking at him), but every so often, they slow down and take their time and it’s really gentle and tender and melts my heart.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - The “naturally” kind of annoys me here, but depending on when they get together they could have 1, 2, or 3 biological children from different relationships, though I headcanon JD as trans, so there’s a chance that he could carry their child, so that’s a possibility too
How many children will they adopt? - I don’t think they would
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - JD, probably, just because he loves taking care of the kids, but they try to keep the childcare as even as they can
Who is the stricter parent? - Perry, definitely, but only because he loves and cares for his children so much
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Perry!
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - JD usually. He always puts cute notes in the lunches, too.
Who is the more loved parent? - Omg they’re both loved equally! The kids know they can get away with more on JD’s watch, but Perry is an Ultra Softie when it comes to his kids as long as they’re behaving. And any time Jennifer gives Perry puppy dog eyes, he just melts
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Honestly, I don’t really see either of them being very into that, but if anyone, I think it’d be JD.
Who cried the most at graduation? - JD bawls his fucking eyes out at any slightly momentous occasion in the kids’ lives.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - JD would be the first one the kids call, but JD always tells Perry everything. They don’t have secrets, so imagine the kid expecting JD to show up, but Perry does. He picks up the kid and they get a very lengthy lecture on the way home.
Who does the most cooking? - I think JD would like to cook. Perry was a bachelor most of his life and probably subsisted on cafeteria food and takeout, so he likes when JD cooks for them.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - JD, but neither of them are very picky to begin with.
Who does the grocery shopping? - They go together and Perry spends the majority of the time vetoing half the shit JD puts in the cart.
How often do they bake desserts? - JD LOVES baking around the holidays. Perry happens to love coming home to the smell of cookies and brownies in the oven
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Perry’s definitely a meat lover and JD likes both
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Perry!!! He’s not always romantic, but when he is, he goes all out and it usually makes JD emotional
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - JD. He’s just more social as a person than Perry is, but once Perry gets along with JD’s friends, he doesn’t mind it as much
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - It sounds like something JD would do, but I don’t think either of them are as inept at cooking as I am lmao
Who cleans the room? - Perry’s a generally neat person and it tends to drive him a little crazy when JD leaves his dirty clothes lying on the floor next to the hamper
Who is really against chores? - JD, probably, but he does pull his own weight. He just doesn’t like being told to do something. He’d rather do it on his own terms
Who cleans up after the pets? - JD’s the one who insists on having them, so he takes on that responsibility
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - JD lmao
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - JD. That’s about the only time he wants things to be perfect, especially when Paige comes to visit the first time and she stays with them. He’s so worried about impressing her that he goes on this weird cleaning spree
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Perry. He finds a lot of things there. Finder’s keepers!
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - JD. He also loves shower sex.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Perry. Even though he didn’t want the damn thing, they eventually become really bonded.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - The moment it hits September 1st, there are fall decorations courtesy of JD. October 1st means it’s Halloween. November 1st is Thanksgiving, aka cornucopias all over the house. December 1st through about February is Christmas Christmas Christmas. And don’t get me started on Valentine’s Day.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Perry wants JD to be as happy as he possibly can be. He is so devoted to him and do absolutely anything for him. JD just loves Perry so much that he feels like Perry is literally a part of him. They really have a give-and-take relationship that is so solid to its core that it would take something completely unstoppable to break them apart.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - JD
Who plays the most pranks? - JD, but he sucks at it
