#drew ramble

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please ignore my inability to take pictures and my phones lack of good camera but heres my portal and half life official merch collection!!! the other shelves host other fandom stuff and i promise that it looks cool irl especially when it isnt sunny out

anyway ALL OF THIS IS OFFICIAL STUFF!! obviously i want to grow it but ive got alot of cool niche things like the take your daughter to work day shirt made directly by valve which canonizes the date of it, the official ice cube tray, the cookie sheet, the rubiks cube (which im gonna give to my speedrunner friend), the inflatable turret AND THE BROKEN MUG!! are a few of my favs... obviously i have cool hl stuff there too but im portalpilled so im biased to more of the portal things hehehe. anyway if anyone wants to talk about or ask questions about the merch LMK.... its something ive kept underwraps for a bit but ive personally archived every single piece of portal merch (its in the hundreds of individual merch) for a video that i started a year ago... so if anyone wants to talk about this thing i gaf about hmu.....

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which chell do u prefer portal 1 or portal 2

ive always liked her portal 2 redesign, not because im against designs looking older n stuff its moreso the fact that it makes more sense to me timeline wise shed look in her 20s rather than middle aged but then again the timeline for this game is vague as hell

but there are aspects of p1 chell i prefer like how disheveled she looks + having a more unique facial structure that makes her stand out a bit more. i kinda wish we had a healthy middle ground of both of them.

also her outfit in p2 clears p1s in regards to visual recognizability

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to me gordon freeman is just gordon freewoman... thats how feminist my mind has become.

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since we are getting a raising the bar art book for the episodes as well we will finally get a reason for why they beat the shit out of barney between hl2 and hl2e1

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yo

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ive always wanted him to hold me in a tender and homosexual way

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been saying "im feeling pregnant with a call" whenever i want to call my friends and they do not like it at all

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being into eddsworld as a teen and shipping them really makes you get the urge to make ripoff characters of them and pretend it never happened so you can continue shipping them

this is my oc, trent and this is ethan, do Not ask why they are red and green. they have been in a playful rivalry for years and one disappears for a little but then comes back and is welcomed with no question and then theres like a giant ass mech. this is all i will be saying on them at this time.