Tory & Georgia: [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time / [text] He told me he loved me. I didn’t know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Tory [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time.
Georgia → Tory: honestly it’s even better with the dino nuggets Georgia → Tory: it’s like being in Jurassic Park but you’re like the godzilla of dinos, ripping their heads off and shit.Georgia → Tory: this whole time people thought it was an asteroid that killed the dinosaurs but in reality, it was just you and me, high as fuck with hella munchies
Tory [text] He told me he loved me. I didn’t know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Georgia → Tory: haven’t you guys told each other the whole “i love you” thing???Georgia → Tory: if you wanted him to take his shirt off, he probably would have done it willingly for you
Alex & Micah: [text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today? / [text] I just got high off one hit and then Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it / [text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Alex [text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Micah → Alex: no, baby, werk that sweater vest, kill that oral presentation.
Alex [text] I just got high off one hit and then spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it
Micah → Alex: what the hell did you smoke and where did you get it because i want so much of it after this shit practice
Alex [text] There’s a girl in class eating pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork
Micah → Alex: she could have at least picked a pie that was delicious so you could get her to share some Micah → Alex: can you pick up an apple pie on your way back to the apartment ://
NOT ANOTHER SHIP MEME for Luca and Cal pls and thank u
girl please
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation: calum pls
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them: luca honestly like always
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy: calum he would LITERALLY DO ANYTHING FOR THIS GIRL
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them: calum honestly
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them: luca is constantly studying and calum is literally always yanking her book away
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated: ummm i think this would probably be even?? they’re both pretty desperate for the face to face things
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do: luca would storm out while crying
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows: luca
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky: LUCA HONESTLY PLS
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car: calum there is no doubt in my mind this boy would be “wet tshirt contest!!!!”
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays: both they would be so cute
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other: luca duh
who plays with the others’ hair more: calum plays with luca hair a lot
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored: cALUM
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can: ummmm luca i think
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up: CALUM
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up: luca initiates and luca also walks away. this sums her up in one sentence
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one: calum forgets his umbrella (does he even own one???? no) but he would hold it for them if luca had one
who demands showering first in the mornings: luca
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings: calum
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games: oooh i think luca likes the rides and calum likes the games
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond: ....luca
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight: calum
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets: calum ofc
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can: CAL
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet: luca is louder and calum tells her to be quiet
Luca to Calum: [text] Because you’re pissing me off! // [text] You left your sweatshirt here. It’s mine now. // [text] I need to tell you something but you have to promise not to get mad. // [text] Are you trying to bribe me with sex?
Luca [text] Because you’re pissing me off!
Calum → Luca: how am i pissing you off? i asked for an ass picture, which isn’t that bad? your ass is a gift from god
Luca [text] You left your sweatshirt here. It’s mine now.
Calum → Luca: which one is it, though? i might have to fight you if it’s my new one
Luca [text] I need to tell you something but you have to promise not to get mad.
Calum → Luca: what the fuck, it’s like 2AM, how am i supposed to react to that?Calum → Luca: I’m freaking out, did you get locked out or something?? i knew you should’ve just stayed here dammit
Alex to Micah: [text] What did I say about sending me pictures like that while I’m at work? // [text] Wait… are you serious? // [text] I accidentally just called my mom a bitch to her face and now I have to run away.
Alex [text] What did I say about sending me pictures like that while I’m a work?
Micah → Alex: it’s not MY dick, it’s simply a picture of one in my anatomy book. Micah → Alex: figured it had been a while since you’d seen a flaccid one
Alex [text] Wait… are you serious?
Micah → Alex: no, definitely not. I thought it would be a fun joke to let the toilet overflow into your bedroom Micah → Alex: now will you TELL ME HOW TO FIX IT
Alex [text] I accidentally just called my mom a bitch to her face and now I have to run away
Micah → Alex: did your mom tell you you couldn’t have ice cream on your pancakes again
Luca to Callie: [text] Can’t talk now.. too busy eating ice cream and watching House Hunters International. // [text] We’re not watching Frozen again. // [text] I have no idea what you’re talking about…
Luca [text] Can’t talk now.. too busy eating ice cream and watching House Hunters International.
Callie → Luca: couldn’t you wait til I got home from work? Callie → Luca: you better not have touched my reese’s ice cream or we’re gonna fight
Luca [text] We’re not watching Frozen again.
Callie → Luca: it’s a so good though, you just don’t understand good movies :(
Luca text] I have no idea what you’re talking about…
Callie → Luca: yes you do, you stole my favorite underwear and it’s not fair your ass looks better in them than mine does.
These are all for Micah from Alex: "Are you sure this is legal?” / "How drunk are you right now?" / "I want to try this thing I read in a book.” / "Is that my shirt?"
Alex [text]: “Are you sure this is legal?”
Micah → Alex: I never really said it WAS legal, did I?
Micah → Alex: I mean, other people run around naked sometimes, right?
Alex [text]: “How drunk are you right now?”
Micah → Alex: waht makes you THINK I’M DRUNK
Micah → Alex: i love you so much you’re the best boyfriend evereverevere
Alex [text]: “I want to try this thing I read in a book”
Micah → Alex: i didn’t know you could read
Alex [text]: “Is that my shirt?”
Micah → Alex: the one that literally has your high school name on the front??
