Samoyeds have been called out, so what about their quieter cousins: eurasiers?
Ah, yes. The gateway drug. The Enabler.
A vaguely named and vaguely described dog from somewhat obscure origins that will make a perfect family pet no matter the situation. We can’t point out exactly what makes them better suited than gross/wolfspitz or samoyeds or chows but they are, trust them! They’re just so perfect.
Certainly not an agent hiding in plain sight. Probably hasn’t tallied all your silverware and assessed your funds. Most likely not readying your household for a fully coordinated Spitz occupation.
Perfectly trustworthy, I’m sure. Not too good to be true, even in the slightest.











