o gossip lord. have anymore gossip
”DO I!? I never ran out!!”
“May not be ze MOST juicy, but Tinker Knight started putting honey in his coffee! Says he didnt want anyone to know since he thought it would make him look weak.”
“Also, I heard Shovel Knight and Shield Knight ate a whale. Zhats old news, but no one talks about it!!! How does one EAT A WHALE!? Does it taste good? Is it too fishy? I guess we’ll never know, because normal people DO NOT EAT WHALES!!”
“That Night Knight girl too… I dont know much about her but she is so unsettlingly normal about precious stones. I think she talks to them…”
“Now, this is a weird one. Im not sure, but based on what I see, that other King Knight…he seems to be staying with his Landurr’s Specter Knight…how curious is zhat!? Talk about nightmare roommates!”
“Also, I think Mole Knight is in love with Drill Knight. Perhaps. Mayhaps. Im not sure.”
“Any way, zhats all! Au Revior!”