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Bonjour! Welcome to The Flying Machine's Blog! Run by yours truly, Propeller Knight!

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Welcome To The REAL Flying Machine!

Bonjour mes amis! Have you been wondering what me and my crew are up to now that the Enchantress rule is over? Well you’re in luck! Here, you can ask me, Propeller Knight, anything you’d like!

(Quick ooc; Fuck yea, Propeller Knight ask blog. This will be about a year after SoH. Please keep asks SFW, and keep in mind this is for fun, and may not be updated in a timely fashion. Thanks for checking this out, and feel free to send in any asks!)

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Whats it like working for Tinker Knight?

"He's probably the best boss I've ever had. He's better than some of my co-workers, just don't tell them I said that. I'm glad my boss understands how to let a guy work in peace. I had to do some repairs on the Flying Machine the other day. I don't hate Propeller Knight, but man is he a talker. I'm just glad I haven't had to do repairs for King Knight."

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Awww, don’t act like you hate when I talk to you~

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"I like talking, I just would really prefer if you didn't talk to me while I'm working on something. I can't focus with all that noise. Neither can my boss."

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Oh for shame! And like thats going to stop me, hoho!

[pink-cogslotter]

Whats it like working for Tinker Knight?

"He's probably the best boss I've ever had. He's better than some of my co-workers, just don't tell them I said that. I'm glad my boss understands how to let a guy work in peace. I had to do some repairs on the Flying Machine the other day. I don't hate Propeller Knight, but man is he a talker. I'm just glad I haven't had to do repairs for King Knight."

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Awww, don’t act like you hate when I talk to you~

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I no joke have been in love with you since I first laid eyes on you in 2014 (I was 10 back then)

Oh-! Well im quite flattered, mon ami. I can say zhat you are one of many. But if youre zhat desperate…

well I suppose a date is in order~

[kittyote]

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

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I didnt mean to reblog this here but it kind of works for Propeller so im keeping it.

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when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

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WHY IS EVERYONE DEAD

GIVE ME ATTENTION PEOPLE

COME ON

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(Oosa)

"So, Propeller knight, if you could be any non-human species, what would you be? I could see you being a succubus or a vampire. And Im not saying this to be rude, I feel like it fits you...I'd never be rude to such a lovely man like yourself." - Bow Knight.

See both are charming options, but I feel as if zhe hypnotic powers of either are a bit like cheating. I rather rely on my personal charms to gain fans! I think I would choose to be a bird of some kind. I love my heli-helmet…but oh to fly without assistance…

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I think Propeller purrs. Send tweet

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Blasphemy! You cannot prove anything!!

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Think Fast French Boy.

*Chucks Tomatoes at your very direction*

AGH-

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MY UNIFORM

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Happy pride month, Propeller Knight!

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Another question Propeller you're such a romantic type have u had any ex partners what were they like?

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What was your first love like? :)

Ex partners? Ive had my fair share of break ups, yes… Not many of my former partners were notably memorable, but a couple of them Im still in some contact with, Although they both seem quite upset with me still…

But each of my partners were quite different from zhe last. Itd take forever to remember all of them…

And for my first love, oh well she was wonderful! Ive never felt a spark quite like from when I first fell for her! We met at a party, you see, and I went to insane lengths just so we could be together! She called me crazy, and maybe I was, but I dont regret anything. Those were the best years of my life. Everything was so perfect until…

*His smile fades, and he clears his throat*

Yes, zhat is all you wanted to know…uh, I hope zhat was sufficient enough. Au revior.

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heyo Pro Pulson Night. Think fast.

chucks a singular rock at you and skedaddles off

My name is Propeller Knight- AH-

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Dunno if this has been asked yet but, whats ur favorite flower?

You can't say rose tho that's banned no roses anything else but roses

Oh! How cruel of you to ban zhe rose! very well zhen. I quite enjoy Bleeding Hearts. Ah, Flowers shaped like hearts! Honestly theyre almost more romantic zhan a rose! But I suppose zhe symbolism with roses, not just being love but friendship and mystery depending on color, is what sells me on them.

Zhat and zhe fact zhat I have history with roses.

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oosa: porpeller whats ur favorite french word

Ah, Asking me to choose from such a large dictionary? So cruel! But I shall humor you! If I had to choose, Id say Flâner. Not just walking, but enjoying zhe world around you as you do. Having no clear destination, but zhe way zhe road takes us! Zhat, zhat is my favorite French word.

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BORED TOO, HUH? WELL WATCH THIS FLYING GUY!!!

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(...It's just a bunch of emojis.)

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Oh! How…Impressive? Yes! Oui! Impressive! Very impressive, hoho!

What ze hell is happening here…?

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Theres been such a lack of DRAMA lately. Oh how I WISH someone out there would be more interesting.

All of you. Be more entertaining.