Jul 9, 2025
Everytime I’m drunk I have three options
Philosophical- I am analyzing every single song lyric or book or situation ever and deciding what every word phrase or foreshadowing moment means.
Sad- I cannot stop thinking about things that make me upset (for example: how much I love my friends and how our time is too short, the past, my mother, how my words can never explain my thoughts well enough)
The rizzler- “do you want to put on hermitcraft or will wood and make out??”
Any of these options also come with dance parties and doomscroll breaks!
