Disclaimer: I have no fucking idea what I am doing, do not do anything that I tell you to do. If you take gambling advice from a guy who took an edible gummy on a Monday only to lose power for the rest of the night while high as balls gripped in paranoid fear convinced global war had started that is your own fault.
Week 4 Results
San Diego St - 3.5 took care of some non-hero team 28-24. That single point was the only thing between me and abject losing on the weekend.
In the battle of the very good dogs I needed Miss St +6, they lost by 28. Is Georgia very difficult to gamble on? I fuck up every Georgia bet I make.
I needed West Virginia -24 and got fuck fucked. Kick the fucking field goal you twats. Score a damn touchdown. Goddamnit get a safety after the change of downs for the push you lazy cunts. In my darkest moments sometimes I think coaches aren't concerned about the spread.Fuck.
Week 5 Gambles
I suspect Clemson is always underrated after decades of Clemsoning. Virginia Tech are a program on the rise but it is a freshman QB going up against an NFL defensive line. A very decent NFL defensive line. Tigers also have this freshman running back Etienne and he is stupid good.
Etienne is a gambler’s insurance against backdoor covers, they give him a few carriers in the fourth quarter and he kills it.
I honestly forgot why I did this.
/shrugs
I like this bet, Tulsa will score points and if they can score early those sassy sailors are not going to be able to catch up. Ironically Navy is terrible when playing from behind.
Other Bets I Am Bet Curious About
USC-4 vs WSU bet seems too good to be true, Wake Forest +8 at FSU is also very tempting. This sounds stupid but I like SMU -17 over UCONN. I like ‘We Heart Slavery’ +27.5 on Bama. LSU should cover -20 over Troy but I have a rare mental disorder that compels me to bet on every LSU game so......I don’t know what to tell you man.
Let’s be honest with each other, I am going to wake up drunk tomorrow, start drinking Friday at noon and bet on Miami -6 over Duke.
Fuck Duke.
/throws up half of the U with Stark
Yahoo Spread For The Stein Competition (h/t Cabbage who is the man)
Look at these cuties wrestling each other each week. Adorbs
